About Hazygoose
I play bass guitar. Punk, Rock, and Techno are jawsome. I play Super Smash Brothers Melee competitively. Luxury is my favorite starcraft player. Vodka and Jager are my choices of poison. I go to school in CT, which is 10x better than Oklahoma. I have more black friends than white friends, thank goodness. Home Movies and Dr. Katz were the only shows that absolutely made me watch TV. I'm a Vegetarian, I fuck Willie Nelson everytime I see him, and other hippie bullshit. :D There's not much else to say...I'm cooler than the other side of the pillow and I've got more hot than a cow has moo. Hazygoose on AIM/interwebs in general. All hail hypnotoad.
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Hazygoose's favorite FMLs
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