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Today, I finally lost my virginity. In my boyfriend's racecar bed. FML
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On 08/21/2011 at 12:54am - intimacy - by Emily - United States (New York)
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he pees on the toilet seat just to piss me off. FML
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On 05/30/2011 at 8:18am - misc - by Miramichi - Canada (New Brunswick)
Today, I was listening to my son's teacher gossip about students whilst in the grocery store. I was thrilled when she described my son as "A model student". However, she then went on to say, "Which is surprising considering that his parents are trailer trash." FML
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On 04/23/2011 at 5:26am - kids - by kindgartin (man) - Canada (Nova Scotia)
Today, while trying on clothes in Macy's, someone decided to throw some shoes over the wall and into my changing stall. I now have a black eye. FML
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On 04/23/2011 at 2:12am - health - by rhartnett11 - United States (Virginia)
Today, my husband of 30 years told me that he thought we should 'just be friends'. FML
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On 04/15/2011 at 7:38am - love - by ZaraAce (woman) - United Kingdom (Bedfordshire)
Today, I confronted my husband about him being unfaithful. He said his reasons were because he's just not attracted to me anymore and my current weight repulses him. I'm six months pregnant with his child. FML
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On 04/14/2011 at 2:28pm - love - by Pregnant (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, my girlfriend chose the most expensive restaurant in town, then spent the entire time facebooking, texting, and playing games on her phone while I dined in silence. This is the second time we've been out this week. She didn't even eat her food. I didn't even get a thank you. FML
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On 04/12/2011 at 12:27am - love - by BrokeAndPsst (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I found that the love of my life is 3.5 inches, fully erect. My cell phone is bigger than that. FML
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On 04/12/2011 at 12:00am - intimacy - by Artic (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I was making love to my wife from behind. As we both reached climax at the same time, she threw her head back in ecstasy just as I buckled forward with pleasure. We slammed our heads together, effectively ending our orgasms. FML
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On 04/04/2011 at 2:29pm - intimacy - by Abyssal (man) - United States (Utah)
Today, I was at a grocery store with my 3 year old son. As I was picking a cereal out, an older man comes over and says, "You should have used condoms. What an ugly boy." FML
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On 04/03/2011 at 10:47pm - kids - by ravenskater -
Today, I asked my 2 year old son to clean up his toys. When I bent down to give him a good job kiss afterwards, he punched me in the nose. FML
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On 04/02/2011 at 3:35am - kids - by Viciousvixen_21 (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I learned that when I leave skid marks in the toilet my wife uses my toothbrush to remove them. FML
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On 04/02/2011 at 1:03am - misc - by Toothy (man) - United States (California)
Today, I caught my boyfriend secretly using my hair straightener while I was in the other room. Too embarrassed to talk to him about it, I left and came back later, only to discover him slipping on a pair of my panties. FML
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On 04/01/2011 at 11:55am - misc - by WTF? - United Kingdom (London)
Today, my dad came home drunk and called me hot. FML
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On 03/31/2011 at 11:18pm - misc - by paige - United States (Ohio)
Today, after a huge row with my best friend at school, I hid myself away in the bathroom and quietly sobbed to myself. A kid loudly busted into the stall next to me and took a minute-long shit that sounded like a hailstorm of bullets. The putrid stench made me retch and violently throw up everywhere. FML
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On 03/31/2011 at 9:46pm - health - by Amy - United States (New Jersey)
Monday 20 May 2013
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