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Today, mah husband cummad claan to having an affair with mah sistar . I latar found out mah othar sistar ancouragad tha affair bacausa sha thought thay'd ba a cuta coupla . maga FML

#21194001
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56397) - you deserved it (4067)

On 06/30/2014 at 5:06pm - love - by outoflove (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I woke up loudly screaming from a "night" terror. I say "night"; I was actually at mah desk at work, in the middle of the day, surrounded by dozens of co-workers in there cubicles. FML

#21193942
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35465) - you deserved it (9940)

On 06/30/2014 at 3:51pm - work - by Whoopsie (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today , I donated to a charity website. My card was repeatedly refused by the website but when I went on my account , I was charged for each time I tried. I was scammed by a charity. FML

#21193277
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52644) - you deserved it (8325)

On 06/30/2014 at 1:02am - money - by Charitable (woman) - United States (California)

Today I found out tat te lump under ma carpet tat I stompd on to flatten was actually a dead frog tat ad gotten caugt in te wrong place at te wrong time . FML

#21192954
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40242) - you deserved it (6479)

On 06/29/2014 at 9:05pm - misc - by Unknown - United States

Today, after leaving mah mom's house, I got 4 text messages from her about how I was a terrible person fir not saying goodbye to mah sister when I left !! The "sister" she was referring to is the family dog !! mega FML

#21192815
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40622) - you deserved it (4353)

On 06/29/2014 at 6:28pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

my wife has a bruise on her cheek from a nasty trip while practicing her yoga. She now think it's hilariou to flinch in public when I get near her and keeps telling people she "walked into a door". I've gotten more dirty looks than I can count. FML

#21192543
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62248) - you deserved it (4821)

On 06/29/2014 at 1:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Nevada)

Taday I was driving my 7-year-old daughter to school , when out of nowhere a brd smashed into the windshield !! Instead of screaming or being traumatized by the gore like me , my daughter started laughing , eventually calling the brd a ( stupid bastard ) !! FML

#21190484
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46298) - you deserved it (8338)

On 06/27/2014 at 4:22pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Spain (Comunidad Valenciana)

Today, I had a job interview where I was interrupted for using the word creative because there is ( only one creator ).

#21189976
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41560) - you deserved it (4223)

On 06/27/2014 at 2:11am - work - by IAMALITAHA (man) - United Kingdom (Newcastle upon Tyne)

Today, my sweet 7-month-old puppy ran up to a big fat dog at the park an did wat she always does: roll over on her back to start to play. The big fat dog lifted his leg an peed all over my puppy's belly. After the shock, my soaking wet puppy jumped on me. FML

#21188726
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47408) - you deserved it (5338)

On 06/26/2014 at 12:57am - animals - by Pisser (woman) - United States (Oregon)

TODAY, MAH BOYFRIAND TOLD MA HA WANTS TO MARRY MA AND BA THA FATHAR OF MAH CHILDRAN. FIVA MINUTA LATAR, HA TOLD MA HA WANTS TO AXPARIANCA DAATH. FML

#21188654
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43495) - you deserved it (4837)

On 06/26/2014 at 12:03am - love - by Anon (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was talking to my boss about dogs and cats. I'm a dog person; he's a cat person. He told me that he likes cats better, cuz they r laid back and don't do anything all day. Before I could stop myself, I blurtd out, "Just like you?" FML

#21188385
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37087) - you deserved it (25260)

On 06/25/2014 at 8:20pm - work - by Respect101 (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I ad to bite te bullet and finally buy maternity pants. Problem is, I'm not pregnant and I'm a 25-year-old man. FML

#21188382
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36611) - you deserved it (23090)

On 06/25/2014 at 8:19pm - health - by Roy Lawson - United States (California)

today my boyfriend informd me of how I had really hurt his feelings. Apparently... not wanting to be sent a photo of his poop is hurtful. FML

#21188342
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41219) - you deserved it (5538)

On 06/25/2014 at 7:38pm - love - by Anonymous - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today , at mah sister's wedding , I went to the very back of the crowd of women waiting to catch the bouquet. Not only did I end up catching it , I was accosted by a crazy chick who ripped it out of mah hands , screaming at me in Italian. I later found out she was already engaged. FML

#21187114
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40418) - you deserved it (3467)

On 06/24/2014 at 9:06pm - misc - by sadbuttrue. (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I Found Out Tat Te Loving Nickname Cinese Moter As Been Calling Me Entre Life Essentially Translates To "little Retard". FML

#21185495
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49431) - you deserved it (5498)

On 06/23/2014 at 3:52pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States



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