About Harpy20 : Sith FTW.
For the Horde!
About Harpy20 : Sith FTW.
Harpy20's FML badges
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
The Thumb returns
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
The Thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
Harpy20's favorite FMLs
by Anonymous / 07/11/2014 at 1:45pm / United States (California) / Animals
by Anonymous / 07/11/2014 at 7:03am / United States (Massachusetts) / Kids
Today, I was interviewing a woman for a job. She told me that she may need days off because of her artistic son. I jokingly replied, "Does he color on the walls or something?" She then stared at me with a weird look on her face. Autistic, her son is autistic. FML
by dammit hearing aid / 07/10/2014 at 6:17pm / United States (Iowa) / Work
by Anonymous / 07/09/2014 at 4:49pm / United States / Health
Today, I heard back from a company that I recently interviewed with. They told me I didn't get the job because "it was obvious that I had been coached." I wasn't. Sorry that I actually researched the company unlike the rest of the nit-wit candidates. FML
by jobless / 07/09/2014 at 1:02am / United States (Minnesota) / Work
by HowAreYouAlive / 07/09/2014 at 12:24am / United States (Virginia) / Work
by Anonymous / 07/08/2014 at 9:20pm / United States (North Carolina) / Work
by anona / 07/08/2014 at 12:29pm / Denmark (Hovedstaden) / Intimacy
Today, my girlfriend was feeling down because she has put on some weight. I tried to make her feel better by showing her I can still pick her up. I can, and I was even able to hide the fact that I shat myself doing it. I'm so romantic. FML
by oh shit / 07/06/2014 at 3:28pm / United States (Illinois) / Love
by carebear1228 / 07/01/2014 at 1:31pm / United States (California) / Love
by NosChersVoisins / 07/01/2014 at 12:55am / France (Aquitaine) / Love
Today, I had to explain what "cashback" was to a customer. She called me a liar and wanted to talk to a manager because she felt I made up the concept. I'm the manager. She wouldn't believe me and waited in the store for an hour. Apparently this is what a Masters degree gets me. FML
by where do they come from / 07/01/2014 at 12:26am / United States (Washington) / Work
by dillon / 07/01/2014 at 12:12am / United States (Arkansas) / Geek
Today, I smacked my kid on top of the head for spinning the display rack while I was looking at greeting cards. It wasn't until he dramatically screamed and dropped to the floor wailing that I realized he wasn't my daughter. FML
by BaWanda / 06/30/2014 at 7:39pm / United States (California) / Kids
by outoflove / 06/30/2014 at 5:06pm / United States (Texas) / Love
- Today, I went to smash a spider in the junction between the wall and ceiling..... It fell a inch in… Today, I picked up the shirt that I had planned on wearing and found a stain that looked like a cum… Today, I found out that not only did my now ex boyfriend lie to me about giving me his virginity,…