About Harpy20 : Sith FTW.
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Today, after weeks of begging, I finally got an interview at my dream job. Turns out, they only agreed to interview me because they thought I was someone else. FML
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On 12/11/2012 at 12:07pm - work - by karachii - United States
Today, I was doing a presentation in front of my boss. On the last slide, someone had put a picture of a man's cock. I later found out it was my boss who did it. It was his "good reason" to fire me. FML
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On 12/10/2012 at 9:05pm - work - by golfstar11 - United States (Georgia)
Today, my dog did something I had no idea he could do. He participated in an all-male three-way at the dog park. In front of everyone. FML
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On 12/10/2012 at 7:04pm - animals - by MoreActionThanMe - United States
Today, my dog did something I had no idea he could do. He participated in an all-male three-way at the dog park. In front of everyone. FML
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On 12/10/2012 at 7:04pm - animals - by MoreActionThanMe - United States
Today, I realized that sex with my husband has gotten so boring that I'd rather fake an orgasm than let him continue. FML
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On 12/10/2012 at 1:37pm - intimacy - by hnickell93 - United States (California)
Today, I overheard my parents fighting about who has been the most loyal. I found out my Dad has cheated twice, and is still the most faithful of the two. FML
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On 12/10/2012 at 6:41am - love - by slenderman908 - United States (Michigan)
Today, my boyfriend got done with Marine combat training. The first thing he asked for weren't pictures of me but pictures of his car. Missed you too babe. FML
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On 12/10/2012 at 2:47am - love - by chels (woman) - United States (Ohio)
Today, my boyfriend got done with Marine combat training. The first thing he asked for weren't pictures of me but pictures of his car. Missed you too babe. FML
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On 12/10/2012 at 2:47am - love - by chels (woman) - United States (Ohio)
Today, I met my girlfriend's father for the first time; he asked me to explain my interest in dating her. In a mix of me trying to say "I want to be with your daughter" and "I want to be in your daughter's life" I got confused and said, "I want to be in your daughter." FML
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On 12/10/2012 at 2:21am - love - by Tonguetied0496 (man) - United States (California)
Today, I sent in an assignment from my batshit insane teacher. The assignment was to read a poem, analyze it, and make a comic of its plot. This would've been fine if the teacher who assigned it to me didn't teach math. FML
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On 12/09/2012 at 10:53pm - work - by bestnameright - United States (District of Columbia)
Today, I decided to talk to a girl at the gym I had seen there a lot. I walked up to her at the station she was at and asked her out to dinner sometime. I didn't realize she had been wearing headphones. She took them off and asked if I was waiting on the station. My courage left. I said yes. FML
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On 12/09/2012 at 6:34pm - health - by Aaron - United States (North Carolina)
Today, I was getting intimate with my current bootycall when he thought it would be funny to make animal sounds. He "baa-ed" "moo-ed" and "gobbled" until losing his erection from intense laughter, leaving me there very confused and unsatisfied. FML
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On 12/09/2012 at 5:46pm - intimacy - by Bug5992 (woman) - United States (Ohio)
Today, I was sitting cross-legged, idly jerkin' the gherkin. I guess I got slightly carried away, because I zoned out, forgot where I was aiming, and came all over the side of my face, up my nose and into my eye. FML
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On 12/09/2012 at 11:57am - intimacy - by SamWGovan (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)
Today, I was at the breakfast table when my sister started eating a banana. Before I knew what was happening, I'd somehow popped a boner. I had to wait for her to leave before I could stand up. FML
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On 12/07/2012 at 5:40pm - intimacy - by bill219 (man) - United States (Texas)
Today, I was out clubbing. My girlfriend went to get us drinks, so I danced alone while I waited. Some girl with hideous meth mouth, who was clearly tripping balls, started harassing and groping me, and got all three of us kicked out when my girlfriend returned and beat the hell out of her. FML
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On 12/07/2012 at 4:28pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States
Wednesday 15 May 2013
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