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by kittyboo_is_me / 11/19/2013 at 1:59am / Slovenia (Maribor) / Animals
Today, working in a department store, I spent at least 30 minutes helping a verbally abusive elderly woman in a wheelchair find an appropriate jacket for winter. She finally asked me to retrieve one she wanted in her size. When I returned she was in deep sleep, snoring and all. FML
by Not impressed. / 11/19/2013 at 12:51am / Canada (Ontario) / Work
by Naomi / 11/10/2013 at 5:28am / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Kids
Today, after doing vigorous chores all day with my girlfriend, her mom came and paid us each $100. My girlfriend cried and threw a fit because she said they were her chores, so she deserves all the money. FML
by Go away / 11/10/2013 at 3:03am / United States (Iowa) / Money
by f / 11/09/2013 at 6:30pm / United States (North Carolina) / Intimacy
by jsyn / 11/09/2013 at 6:27pm / United States (Connecticut) / Money
by cricketsins / 11/07/2013 at 10:33pm / United States (Tennessee) / Miscellaneous
by Argh / 11/03/2013 at 3:18pm / France (Poitou-Charentes) / Miscellaneous
by StrandedWhale / 11/03/2013 at 2:21am / United Kingdom / Love
by / 10/21/2013 at 12:57pm / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
Today, after applying at over 30 businesses over the past 6 months, I have had not one single call. I later find out that I was using my old phone number on the applications, and my secondary phone was my mom's. She thought they were telemarketers. FML
by LFE / 10/16/2013 at 12:40am / United States (Texas) / Work
Today, I got stuck in the bathroom with no toilet paper. I had to reach into my small trash can and use soiled toilet paper to clean myself. When I went to flush the toilet, I noticed three unused rolls of toilet paper sitting on the counter. FML
by calobrisi / 10/15/2013 at 3:34pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by Itsnotmeitsyou / 10/11/2013 at 2:09am / Australia / Work
Today, I again failed to convince my girlfriend that the $100 in our account is the minimum amount we have keep there to avoid being charged by the bank. We have a joint checking account, and the only way to take her off it is to close the account outright. FML
by BlindInTheDark / 10/09/2013 at 2:02pm / United States (New Hampshire) / Money
Today, I was working a kid's birthday party dressed as a clown. The child's mother made me change because he was scared of clowns. The only thing I had in my car was a princess costume that was owned by a girl co-worker. So for 4 hours I had to entertain in a tight pink dress. I'm a guy. FML
by Allycat / 10/08/2013 at 9:19pm / United States (New York) / Kids