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by Coach / 10/30/2009 at 9:19am / United States (Connecticut) / Transportation
Today, my bank overdrafted my account to pay a bill that isn't due until next month. When I called them, they said they would fix the mistake, but I have to restore the account to zero before they'll give me my money back. So, I have to pay for my own money with the money they won't give me. FML
by WTF / 10/30/2009 at 6:11am / United States (Arizona) / Money
Today, I was hit by a car speeding through an intersection after the light had already turned red. Still partly blacked out, I crawled onto the sidewalk and I sat down. The woman rolled down her car window and yelled, "Watch where you're going!" as she drove by. FML
by legotron / 10/30/2009 at 4:06am / United States (California) / Transportation
by anonymous / 10/30/2009 at 3:45am / United States (California) / Animals
Today, I took this gorgeous girl from work to eat at Olive Garden. I was trying to be romantic and had the waiter bring two glasses of wine. I guess she doesn't really drink wine, she covered her fettucini Alfredo in vomit. After dinner, she thanked me with a french kiss. FML
by Anonymous / 10/30/2009 at 2:02am / United States (California) / Love
by skyhawk13 / 10/30/2009 at 1:11am / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
by seriousdubsteplover / 10/30/2009 at 1:08am / Australia (Queensland) / Miscellaneous
Today, I got a text from my boyfriend that said, "Last week was the most embarassing time of my life, we're over." He was of course referring to the seizure that I had due to my epilepsy at Olive Garden. FML
by Allie / 10/29/2009 at 7:44pm / United States (Michigan) / Love
Today, I was driving to work. I saw a cute boy in the car next to me. To try and look cool, I pretended I was talking on my cell phone. I got pulled over and got a ticket for using my cell phone while driving. FML
by Anonymous / 10/29/2009 at 5:14pm / United States (California) / Transportation
Today, I recieved a message on MySpace from a cute guy I've been talking to for a while. It read, "I saw a girl in Old Navy at the mall last night that looked a lot like you, but she was much fatter." I was in Old Navy at the mall last night. FML
by girlthatstoofat / 10/29/2009 at 1:28pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
Today, I wore my kilt to the university I attend. Getting tired of the stares which I was receiving, I yelled "It's cause its too big to fit in my pants". As soon as the words left my mouth, a gust of wind came and blew my kilt up around my waist, revealing that my previous claim was untrue. FML
by TrueScotsman / 10/29/2009 at 10:31am / United States (Alabama) / Miscellaneous
Today, after feeling fat and ugly and a bit depressed, I logged on to Facebook to see my boyfriend had posted "I have the most beautiful girlfriend in the world!" I 'liked' it and commented "Aww thank you baby!" I logged in later to see that he commented back saying "I didn't mean you." FML
by deserved / 10/29/2009 at 10:27am / United States (California) / Love
by chipmunk / 10/29/2009 at 1:20am / United States (California) / Love
Today, in class, everyone read my Creative Writing submission. It was a touching story about the unconditional love that exists between dog and his owner. Everybody unanimously agreed that it was probably about bestiality. FML
by Quirk / 10/29/2009 at 1:17am / United States (California) / Animals
by GlassJAwkidE / 10/29/2009 at 1:16am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous