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by Anonymous / 10/31/2009 at 3:40pm / United Kingdom (Hampshire) / Health
by apparentnerd / 10/31/2009 at 1:32pm / United States (New York) / Geek
by Anonymous / 10/31/2009 at 12:47pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, my sister had her first kiss. She was very excited and she told me all about it. She then asked me to tell her about the first time I kissed a guy, what it was like, who it was with, etc. I had to make one up. I have never been kissed before. My sister is 6 years younger than me. FML
by Okay / 10/31/2009 at 11:59am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was telling my teenage daughter about the effects from alcohol, and how she should not give in to peer pressure. While talking, I noticed that she was looking at me funny. There was a wine glass in my hand. FML
by alcoholic / 10/31/2009 at 10:30am / Estonia (Harjumaa) / Health
Today, I invited my very animal phobic boyfriend over. I have a dog and a rabbit, who are always well behaved so I insisted they wouldn't do him any harm. My dog peed all over his shoes and my rabbit furiously humped his leg and wouldn't let go. He's now even more terrified of animals. FML
by Anon / 10/31/2009 at 7:08am / United Kingdom (Manchester) / Love
Today, it's Saturday night, and also Halloween. Instead of going out, I'm sitting at home on MSN telling everyone who asks me what I'm doing tonight that I'm 'going out in 10 minutes to a party', then when 10 minutes pass, I block them. FML
by pathetic / 10/31/2009 at 6:08am / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous
Today, I found out that whenever a mistake is made at my work, my boss assumes that it was me, unless indicated otherwise, but he has never said anything to me about it because of my 'learning disorder'. I don't have a learning disorder. FML
by Brinty / 10/31/2009 at 1:20am / Australia (New South Wales) / Work
by Mike / 10/31/2009 at 12:22am / United Kingdom (Blackpool) / Kids
Today, I was chatting with a friend on msn. She told me a few days ago a Halloween party we had been planning was canceled because her parents said no at the last moment. Wanting to cheer her up, I went to her house to surprise her. I guess the party wasn't canceled after all. FML
by a / 10/31/2009 at 12:14am / Korea Republic of (Seoul-t'ukpyolsi) / Miscellaneous
by iGotSkill / 10/30/2009 at 9:32pm / Canada (Quebec) / Miscellaneous
by screwed / 10/30/2009 at 5:24pm / United States (Washington) / Love
by poorcollegestudent / 10/30/2009 at 4:32pm / Canada (Alberta) / Money
Today, I found a small bottle of chocolate milk in the fridge from McDonald's. I've been living with my grandparents while going to college and figuring they'd never drink it themselves, I took a sip. It had expired two years ago. FML
by pimdala_major / 10/30/2009 at 3:21pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 10/30/2009 at 12:23pm / United States (Maine) / Work
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, it's been 2 weeks since I ordered a printer so I could print schoolwork, that way I don't…