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by notsohappyniece / 11/02/2009 at 11:10am / United States (Alabama) / Miscellaneous
by chocolaterabbit / 11/02/2009 at 7:41am / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous
Today, I got to my apartment early after being out really late the night before. Maybe next time I should call ahead of time so that my roommate has time to sneak my girlfriend out of his bedroom. FML
by ZPyRoGoDz / 11/02/2009 at 6:05am / United States (Illinois) / Love
Today, my loser roommate got wasted. He comes to me before going to bed, tells me he loves me, tries to hug me, then explosively vomits all over my face, my hair, my clothes. Then spends the rest of the night retching. FML
by theRoomie / 11/02/2009 at 1:47am / United States (California) / Health
Today, it was my 17th birthday. I didn't want my family to spend money on a cake, so my dad made this delicious apple ring. At least, it was great until my mouth began to itch and my throat closed. I have been allergic to nuts since birth, and my dad put walnuts in my birthday cake. FML
by UnluckyJulie / 11/02/2009 at 1:12am / United States (Massachusetts) / Health
Today, I got an e-mail from a girl, asking if my boyfriend was indeed my boyfriend. I sent back a gushing message about how much I loved him and how well he treated me. She replied "Yeah, I know. He was supposed to be my boyfriend, too." FML
by OhJoy / 11/02/2009 at 12:08am / United States (Tennessee) / Love
Today, I invited my girlfriend to come over, telling her I had a surprise. I filled the bathtub and lit a lot of candles to be romantic. She gets here, and we start doing our thing. Until we smell something burning. It was my hair. I now have a bald spot on the back of my head. FML
by CandlesSuck / 11/01/2009 at 10:44pm / Canada (Nova Scotia) / Love
by Anonymous / 11/01/2009 at 9:40pm / United States (Iowa) / Love
Today, I was at a party and saw an old friend from college. I went up to her asking how she was and how her family was. She went on to tell me that her husband left her a month ago and started crying. I told her that he was an ass anyway and that she didn't need him. Turns out he died. FML
by Oops / 11/01/2009 at 8:43pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was DJing for a church event where I was stationed in the middle and everyone was sitting behind me. I walked over to get something to drink and eat and come back with glaring looks. My screensaver had came on with pictures of my naked girlfriend. FML
by terry / 11/01/2009 at 8:22pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Sam / 11/01/2009 at 6:10pm / Canada (Manitoba) / Miscellaneous
Today, tired and hungover, I missed my bus, tried to walk to the train station, got lost, got soaked in the rain, got huge blisters, and had to be picked up because I was late for work. I got in, drenched, tired, and cold only to be told there was "nothing to be done." FML
by KenWhatIMean / 11/01/2009 at 5:12pm / United Kingdom (Scottish Borders) / Transportation
Today, I finally got my paycheck from working at my minimum wage job for the last three months. I was delighted when I saw it was worth $846. On my way to cash it, I destroyed my car's suspension. It's going to cost almost $800 to fix. FML
by Anonymous / 11/01/2009 at 4:08pm / United States (Michigan) / Money
by Anonymous / 11/01/2009 at 12:43pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Love
by Joe / 11/01/2009 at 11:35am / United States (Wisconsin) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, my parents let me babysit my baby sister for the first time. About an hour after they left,… 2Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went… 3Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had…
- Today, I spent two hours in the rain at a concert waiting for my favorite band to come on. The show… Today, I was hanging out with a friend and her boyfriend, when he decided to start a conversation… Today, my best friend, who just got his drivers license, convinced me to take my dads brand new car…