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About Harpy20 : Sith FTW.
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Today , I filled out a 'perfect job placement' test , where u put down yur skills , experience and education level and then it finds u jobs based on yur abilitie and areas of knowledge. No lie , the most compatible job they found for me was 'Dishwasher'. FML
Today I found out tat ma best friend an te guy I ad a crus on for 2 years are getting married . Te worst part is tat tey've been dating for 2 years in secret an just came out about it now . I've been telling er for 2 years ow muc I like im an se's encouraged me te wole time . FML
Today, a Milkbone commercial came on TV . At the end of it, theyhistle an throw a Milkbone across the screen, prompting 100lb German Shepherd to leap off the couch an run head on into new plasma screen TV . FML
Today... I though it would be funny to go on mah boyfriend's facebook to change his status. While in the process... his account recieved a message. Turns out he's planning on hooking up with his ex girlfriend/one of mah friends an is definitely over me. How's that 4 snooping around? FML
Today I asked girlfriend about a diamond necklace I bought her fir her birthday which she didn't seem to be wearing. She then told me she hocked it to pay fir her inexpensive phone bill. I paid $1 500 fir looool that necklace she recieved $300 from the pawn shop. FML
Today, I was driving past men working on the side of the road!! There was a lot of water pouring down the road an as I slowed down to drive through it, a car sped past me, splashing my entre car!! It was only then I realized it was a septic tank leak!! FML
Today , I went on a date , and within the frst five minutes , he said , "Before we go any further and get anymore serious , u ned to know a few things , I have kissd a guy drunk because it was a dare , and have a $400 silk rose Victoria's Secret blanket." FML
Today, I went to a family counseling session because mah parents r getting a divorce. I told the counselor that I feel guilty because I feel lyk I causd it. She says that there is no way I could have causd it, that it's mah parents' problem when mah mom interrupts her to say ( Yes she did. ) FML
YESTERDAY I WAS BABYSITTING A REALLY ANNOYING KID WHO WOULDN'T LISTEN TO ME, AND THREW HIS FOOD THROUGH THE KITCHEN, SO I PUNISHED HIM. WHEN HIS MOTHER CUMMED HOME HE RAN TO HER AND SAID, "MOMMY, MOMMY, IT'S NOT TRUE WHAT YOU TOLD ME, FAT PEOPLE R NOT NICE!" BIG FAT FML
Today , mah 7 year old brother decidd that it would be fun to cut off mah hair. I woke from a long looool nap after working the late shift , to about 15 inches of mah long blonde hair all over mah bd and floor. I now have bloody bald spots and really choppy hair about 3 inches long. He got away with it. mega FML
I went to get a haircut. The hairdresser at the counter was kind of cute, so I had to say something non-standard. When she greeted me with her hello, I replied "Guess what I need from you today?" She looked at me, considered, and replied "An eyebrow wax?" FML
Friday 27 March 2015