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HarpoKeane

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HarpoKeane

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  • Title : Mister
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 951
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About HarpoKeane : Having a good time retired from the Defence Forces. Woo hoo. Don't bother mailing as I'm passed out in the gutter outside your mothers house ;)

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HarpoKeane's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out my husband had bought my 1-year-old daughter a shirt that says "Birth Control Fail" in pink glittery letters. He even took her out in it while I was at work. FML

#4525246
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63078) - you deserved it (7490)

On 08/14/2009 at 12:57pm - kids - by ohgod (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today, I went to the doctor because my arm hurt. When he told me I had tennis elbow I said "that's funny I don't play tennis". Then he asked me if I had a girlfriend. When I said no he said "Well I guess we solved this one." FML

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159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (75480) - you deserved it (19761)

On 04/04/2009 at 12:34am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, it's been 2 weeks since I lost my virginity and I've already had sex with 3 guys. I think I'm a nympho. FML

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11 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12571) - you deserved it (77378)

On 01/07/2009 at 3:16am - intimacy - by sexaddict - Sent from mobile version



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