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HarpoKeane

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HarpoKeane

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  • Title : Mister
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 890
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About HarpoKeane : Having a good time retired from the Defence Forces. Woo hoo. Don't bother mailing as I'm passed out in the gutter outside your mothers house ;)

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HarpoKeane's favorite FMLs

Today, I went to the doctor because my arm hurt. When he told me I had tennis elbow I said "that's funny I don't play tennis". Then he asked me if I had a girlfriend. When I said no he said "Well I guess we solved this one." FML

#794025
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I agree, your life sucks (71485) - you deserved it (18479)

On 04/04/2009 at 12:34am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, it's been 2 weeks since I lost my virginity and I've already had sex with 3 guys. I think I'm a nympho. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10882) - you deserved it (73104)

On 01/07/2009 at 3:16am - intimacy - by sexaddict - Sent from mobile version



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