About Harpokeane
Having a good time retired from the Defence Forces. Woo hoo. Don't bother mailing as I'm passed out in the gutter outside your mothers house ;)
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  • Beginner

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  • I like your style

    You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
  • Inception

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  • Santa Claus

    You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
  • I'm an early bird, but no worm yet

    You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
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  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
  • The Mixer

    You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
  • Profile completed

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  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    8%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    1%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    0%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    0%
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    1%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    0%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    0%
  • Happy month-versary

    You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?
    3%
  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
    4%
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
    60%
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
    73%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    15%
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
    44%
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Harpokeane's favorite FMLs

Today, I accidentally dropped and shattered my small bathroom mirror. My sister came to see what was going on, took one look at the shattered mirror, and said, "About time you put it out if its misery." FML

By fuck you btichass cuntshit - / Thursday 20 August 2015 16:18 / United States - Shelburne
By killme - / Saturday 7 March 2015 18:42 / United States - Broomfield
By tw@ - / Sunday 28 September 2014 15:30 / United Kingdom - Watford