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Visits<b>alitbaby</b> - the 02/03/2013 at 4:49pm

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You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.

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Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

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Today, I dragged my boyfriend to see Les Misérables with me. He now refuses to communicate with me through any medium other than singing. Apparently, this is his revenge. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15355) - you deserved it (45044)

On 01/21/2013 at 4:39pm - love - by lesson.learned (woman) - United Kingdom (West Sussex)

Today, I held a door open for a sweet old lady with a walker. After she went through the door, she turned and said, "That's not how you're gonna get into my pants, son." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35108) - you deserved it (3680)

On 01/18/2013 at 10:25am - misc - by Keastwood013 - United States



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