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About HappyMonday : I like turtles

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Today, a hobo threw up on my car while at a red light. He then asked me for money. FML

#19105006
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25819) - you deserved it (2151)

On 02/18/2012 at 1:22am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, feeling out of shape, I went for a jog. I got mugged. FML

#19090033
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26273) - you deserved it (2493)

On 02/15/2012 at 10:59pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I saw Santa. He gave me the finger. FML

#18378519
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24293) - you deserved it (5030)

On 11/28/2011 at 7:44pm - misc - by moopymoplady - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I shat a magnet. FML

#17843744
286 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12003) - you deserved it (31203)

On 09/26/2011 at 10:51pm - health - by mimi - United States (Illinois)

Today, I came across an old man sitting on the pavement with a bottle of beer in one hand. He was crying. I thought I would be a good Samaritan and see if he was okay. After 15 minutes of hearing about how much his life sucked, he mugged me. FML

#16025758
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35276) - you deserved it (9239)

On 05/02/2011 at 10:24pm - misc - by kimftwxox - United Kingdom

Today, I was mugged. The guy mugging me was eating a banana. FML

#15917217
226 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32981) - you deserved it (6879)

On 04/25/2011 at 8:11am - misc - by wtfisthisworldcomingto -

Today, I got mugged by a midget. FML

#15203950
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36786) - you deserved it (12492)

On 03/05/2011 at 1:55am - misc - by insomnitude (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, my mom and I were escorted out of the KFC because my mom tried to mug and pick a fight with another customer. FML

#14854535
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28701) - you deserved it (3511)

On 02/05/2011 at 4:28pm - misc - by lifesux - South Africa (KwaZulu-Natal)

Today, at the supermarket, my mother stopped in the middle of a lane and imitated a gorilla as a way of asking me from far away if I wanted any bananas. FML

#14616201
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26889) - you deserved it (3868) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 5:50pm - misc - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, my dad’s best friend, who has been his business associate for the past 28 years, took me to a Star Wars store for my 18th birthday. He put on a Darth Vader helmet, and imitating his voice, said: "I am your father." I laughed. It wasn’t a joke. FML

#14610612
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44139) - you deserved it (3004) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 4:53am - misc - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, my boyfriend got mugged. I found out because the mugger had the courtesy to ring me, after I texted several times asking where he was, to say "He won't reply. He got robbed." FML

#13634930
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30755) - you deserved it (2819)

On 10/29/2010 at 2:12am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today, I went to a zoo that had a gorilla in a cage. I walked up, and the gorilla stopped what he was doing, looked me in the eyes, and started jacking off. FML

#13005397
296 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38218) - you deserved it (9657)

On 09/11/2010 at 3:25pm - intimacy - by gorillalove - United States (Texas)

Today, I walked into a subway car which was empty except for this sleeping hobo. Three stops later, the guy wakes up and starts peeing in the corner. I ignore it thinking he'll go back to sleep. Silly me, I didn't realize that he would start running towards me, still peeing. FML

#8938594
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30066) - you deserved it (2533)

On 03/09/2010 at 1:31am - misc - by CreepedOut (man) - United States (New York)



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