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HappyMonday

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  • Title : Mister
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  • Number of visits : 538
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About HappyMonday : I like turtles

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Today, for the second time, I met the man I'm having an arranged marriage with in 3 months. I'd previously met him last night, while he was mugging me. FML

#20120711
250 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40624) - you deserved it (2982)

On 10/17/2012 at 6:15am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia

Today, a cute girl sitting next to me asked if she could use my phone. As I handed it to her, I attempted to use the expression "knock yourself out," but for a reason I can still not fathom, it came out as "kill yourself." FML

#20120541
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25580) - you deserved it (6604)

On 10/17/2012 at 12:45am - misc - by Holy Testacles (man) - United States

Today, I finally got my hands on the new iPhone 5, after I pulled it out of a patient's rectum. FML

#20098468
394 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33359) - you deserved it (2554)

On 10/02/2012 at 3:39pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, I was walking home from work, when a clearly homeless guy who smelled like Jimmy Hoffa's colon grabbed me, pinned me to a wall, and demanded that I hand over my "booty". I don't know whether or not I was mugged by Jack Sparrow, but either way, he's now over £100 richer. FML

#19987585
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18554) - you deserved it (2093)

On 07/27/2012 at 3:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Midlothian)

Today, I had to turn down an offer of what seemed like some sexy time with a cute girl because my intestines were bursting with an intense desire to unleash molten lava. I rushed home to squat down, only to let out a disappointingly small piece of crud and a tiny fart. FML

#19984638
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29780) - you deserved it (5371)

On 07/26/2012 at 1:39am - intimacy - by Jarman (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, at a concert, I got into a fight with a man in a banana suit. FML

#19546385
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9762) - you deserved it (18294)

On 04/29/2012 at 5:45am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, I got mugged at Disney World, the happiest place on Earth. FML

#19434352
224 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33850) - you deserved it (3100)

On 04/09/2012 at 1:15am - money - by Anonymous - United States

Today, a hobo threw up on my car while at a red light. He then asked me for money. FML

#19105006
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25863) - you deserved it (2156)

On 02/18/2012 at 1:22am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, feeling out of shape, I went for a jog. I got mugged. FML

#19090033
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26306) - you deserved it (2497)

On 02/15/2012 at 10:59pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I saw Santa. He gave me the finger. FML

#18378519
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24338) - you deserved it (5039)

On 11/28/2011 at 7:44pm - misc - by moopymoplady - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I shat a magnet. FML

#17843744
287 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12017) - you deserved it (31241)

On 09/26/2011 at 10:51pm - health - by mimi - United States (Illinois)

Today, I came across an old man sitting on the pavement with a bottle of beer in one hand. He was crying. I thought I would be a good Samaritan and see if he was okay. After 15 minutes of hearing about how much his life sucked, he mugged me. FML

#16025758
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35332) - you deserved it (9223)

On 05/02/2011 at 10:24pm - misc - by kimftwxox - United Kingdom

Today, I was mugged. The guy mugging me was eating a banana. FML

#15917217
227 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33911) - you deserved it (6996)

On 04/25/2011 at 8:11am - misc - by wtfisthisworldcomingto -

Today, I got mugged by a midget. FML

#15203950
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36805) - you deserved it (12503)

On 03/05/2011 at 1:55am - misc - by insomnitude (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, my mom and I were escorted out of the KFC because my mom tried to mug and pick a fight with another customer. FML

#14854535
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28762) - you deserved it (3515)

On 02/05/2011 at 4:28pm - misc - by lifesux - South Africa (KwaZulu-Natal)



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