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About HappyMonday : I like turtles

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Today, one of my co-workers was fired after my manager discovered him pissing in the office coffee pot. I had three cups before I found out what had happened. FML

#20780355
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50009) - you deserved it (3989)

On 07/13/2013 at 5:10pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Maryland)

Today, while leaving McDonald's, I threw a fry out the window to a flock of seagulls. I watched in the rear-view mirror as it landed in the opposite lane and about 60 winged rats descended upon the street, causing a truck to veer off the road and crash. FML

#20773275
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27432) - you deserved it (45949)

On 07/09/2013 at 10:48pm - misc - by John - United States

Today, I witnessed a large woman pee on a pregnancy test in the middle of a Walmart parking lot, clean herself off, then wander around with the test hanging out of her mouth, waiting for her result. Where in the name of Christ do these people come from? FML

#20701323
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (69505) - you deserved it (4248)

On 06/02/2013 at 2:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, just like every morning this month, I woke up, put on my clothes, looked out my window, and was pointed at by a man in a ninja outfit on my neighbor's roof. The police still can't find him. FML

#20155776
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27091) - you deserved it (2221)

On 11/08/2012 at 11:54pm - misc - by Targeted - United States (Washington)

Today, for the second time, I met the man I'm having an arranged marriage with in 3 months. I'd previously met him last night, while he was mugging me. FML

#20120711
250 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38527) - you deserved it (2827)

On 10/17/2012 at 6:15am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia

Today, a cute girl sitting next to me asked if she could use my phone. As I handed it to her, I attempted to use the expression "knock yourself out," but for a reason I can still not fathom, it came out as "kill yourself." FML

#20120541
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25507) - you deserved it (6593)

On 10/17/2012 at 12:45am - misc - by Holy Testacles (man) - United States

Today, I finally got my hands on the new iPhone 5, after I pulled it out of a patient's rectum. FML

#20098468
392 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33276) - you deserved it (2549)

On 10/02/2012 at 3:39pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, I was walking home from work, when a clearly homeless guy who smelled like Jimmy Hoffa's colon grabbed me, pinned me to a wall, and demanded that I hand over my "booty". I don't know whether or not I was mugged by Jack Sparrow, but either way, he's now over £100 richer. FML

#19987585
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18505) - you deserved it (1964)

On 07/27/2012 at 3:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Midlothian)

Today, I had to turn down an offer of what seemed like some sexy time with a cute girl because my intestines were bursting with an intense desire to unleash molten lava. I rushed home to squat down, only to let out a disappointingly small piece of crud and a tiny fart. FML

#19984638
111 comments

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On 07/26/2012 at 1:39am - intimacy - by Jarman (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, at a concert, I got into a fight with a man in a banana suit. FML

#19546385
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9739) - you deserved it (18221)

On 04/29/2012 at 5:45am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, I got mugged at Disney World, the happiest place on Earth. FML

#19434352
224 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33756) - you deserved it (3096)

On 04/09/2012 at 1:15am - money - by Anonymous - United States

Today, a hobo threw up on my car while at a red light. He then asked me for money. FML

#19105006
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25779) - you deserved it (2149)

On 02/18/2012 at 1:22am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, feeling out of shape, I went for a jog. I got mugged. FML

#19090033
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26226) - you deserved it (2488)

On 02/15/2012 at 10:59pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I saw Santa. He gave me the finger. FML

#18378519
131 comments

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On 11/28/2011 at 7:44pm - misc - by moopymoplady - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I shat a magnet. FML

#17843744
286 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11989) - you deserved it (31163)

On 09/26/2011 at 10:51pm - health - by mimi - United States (Illinois)



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