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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 17 March 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1830
  • Number of comments : 12
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About Hannahp101 : *Plays trumpet
*Eminem, Lil Wayne, Nicki Minaj, Script, Many more
*rap and rock and dubstep mostly
*bisexual
*17
*love piercings and tattoos
*open-minded Atheist

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Today, mah grlfriend gave me a speech on me "not being manly enough". I started crying. FML

#17762644
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17864) - you deserved it (48540)

On 09/17/2011 at 4:17am - love - by Anonymous - South Africa (Gauteng)

Yastarday , I found out my wifa an traa daugtars all ava tair pariod on saparata waaks. I now ava no braak from yalling. FML

#17761753
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39415) - you deserved it (4704)

On 09/17/2011 at 12:39am - misc - by thedeerman (man) - United States (California)

Today , mah daughter spoke her first words. Her dad had been practicing with her fir weeks in secret. She crawled to me and said , "I poop." fat FML

#17761729
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26024) - you deserved it (4231)

On 09/17/2011 at 12:36am - kids - by applesmama - United States (Tennessee)

Today, mah family came to see me in mah first acting role in Romeo an Juliet. It all went reasonably well 4 the first half hour or so, after which mah seemingly shitfacd aunt startd heckling an saying ( that's what she said ) after every line, before eventually bieng thrown out by security. FML

#17760005
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24446) - you deserved it (2091)

On 09/16/2011 at 8:25pm - work - by Mandy (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today.. . I was brutally run ovar by a man in a whaalchair . FML

#17757817
129 comments

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On 09/16/2011 at 1:26pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today,hile teaching high school class about astronomy , I showed them a picture of earth from space. One girl raised her hand , and asked mehat the "white things" were. In other words , clouds. FML

#17757259
136 comments

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On 09/16/2011 at 10:42am - kids - by Smart - United States

Yesterday, I broke up with boyfriend!! His response was, "Thank god, finally." FML

#17757165
77 comments

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On 09/16/2011 at 10:10am - love - by Cora - United States

Today , I noticd thathen I sweat I smell like bacon. I'm a vegetarian. big fat FML

#17756574
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21695) - you deserved it (10327)

On 09/16/2011 at 5:38am - misc - by sweatstreaks - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)

Today, desperate after a very painful breakup, I poured ma eart and soul out to ma old teddy bear. Wen I finised, I asked wat e would do in ma situation. Rigt on cue, a gust of wind cummed troug te window and sent im falling off te windowsill and crasing ead-first onto te floor. FML

#17706108
209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35179) - you deserved it (6153) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 09/09/2011 at 7:18pm - love - by Angie - France

Today, I found mah husband Googling Morse Code !! He thinks his farts are trying to communicate with him !! FML

#17611865
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31563) - you deserved it (3515)

On 08/29/2011 at 11:38am - health - by KJL - United States

yesterday mah dad woke me up 3 hours early, after I had been up very late the night before, because something "awesome" happened . Apparently the cashier at Dunkin Donut and I share the same first name . Thank Dad . FML

#17329183
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27058) - you deserved it (3169)

On 08/01/2011 at 4:07am - misc - by tired (woman) - United States

Today, I Was Called By Mah Son's School. They Said He'd Been Forging Mah Signature And Comments In His Reading Book. He Didn't Forge Them. I Don't Know What's Worse: Mah Handwriting Looking Like A 6 Year Old's, Or Being Too Cowardly To Admit It. He Has A Week Of Lunch Detention, But I Still Have Mah Dignity. FML

#5291551
482 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9125) - you deserved it (104491)

On 09/16/2009 at 1:05pm - kids - by Mac - Sent from mobile version

Yesterday, I found out wy my 20 year-old grlfriend broke up wit me. Se was building everyting se did to matc er favorite TV sow. Te main caracter left er boyfriend in te exact way se left me. And te breakup email se sent me containd monologue from te TV sow, word fir word. fat FML

#4829994
217 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65391) - you deserved it (4527)

On 08/26/2009 at 3:09am - love - by micahmatt (man) - United States (Colorado)

Taday as I was taking mah three year old daughter home from daycare , she asked where her daddy was. I tried to tell her that I was her father , but she answered , "No , not you! My other daddy!" I've got some talking to do tonight. FML

#142
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61012) - you deserved it (3590)

On 10/29/2008 at 7:57am - kids - by LifeSucks - Canada (Quebec)



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