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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 17 March 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1535
  • Number of comments : 12
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About Hannahp101 : *Plays trumpet
*Eminem, Lil Wayne, Nicki Minaj, Script, Many more
*rap and rock and dubstep mostly
*bisexual
*17
*love piercings and tattoos
*open-minded Atheist

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Hannahp101's favorite FMLs

Today, the pervert in my computer class asked me if I "mowed my lawn." Not knowing this was a vaguely sexual term, I replied, "No, my dad does." FML

#18983166
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42146) - you deserved it (9147)

On 02/03/2012 at 9:47am - intimacy - by xX_nsn_Xx (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I had to explain to my 18-year-old daughter why she can't pull a duck face pose for her driver's license. She still doesn't believe me. FML

#18982251
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29126) - you deserved it (3851)

On 02/03/2012 at 2:58am - kids - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today, I got punched by a man for making fun of his stutter. I didn't. I stutter too. FML

#18980797
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37438) - you deserved it (2229)

On 02/02/2012 at 11:00pm - misc - by Sam (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, our school chorus went to a senior citizens' home. An elderly lady died during my solo. FML

#18964784
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43323) - you deserved it (3796)

On 01/31/2012 at 10:34pm - misc - by sorrygrandma - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I cut my finger with a plastic knife while demonstrating that you can't cut yourself with a plastic knife. FML

#18951415
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10679) - you deserved it (42659)

On 01/30/2012 at 10:27am - health - by cbad (woman) - United States

Today, I was standing in the bathroom and farted. It felt like someone stabbed me in the butt. I jumped out of shock, and my head slammed into the mirror. My glasses fell onto the floor and broke. I now need new glasses, a new mirror, and an ice pack for my head. All because I farted. FML

#18946444
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21574) - you deserved it (9651)

On 01/29/2012 at 8:27pm - health - by Rachal - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my mom told me to clean the house up because she wants to make good impression on the cleaning lady. FML

#18933049
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28043) - you deserved it (2635)

On 01/28/2012 at 11:19am - misc - by messyvictor (man) - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend woefully admitted that she thinks of me more as a brother than as a boyfriend, all while I was still inside her. FML

#18927018
234 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36695) - you deserved it (2900)

On 01/27/2012 at 5:54pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Sent from mobile version

Today, my boyfriend kept whining at me, asking why I wouldn't have sex with him, seemingly not caring that my parents were in the room. FML

#18907383
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35917) - you deserved it (5009)

On 01/25/2012 at 1:33pm - intimacy - by wish.was.single (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, it's -20°C outside. Half way through my thirty minutes walk to work, my boss pulled up beside me in her car, said "You look cold. I'll see you at work." And then drove away. FML

#18898578
231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34783) - you deserved it (2772)

On 01/24/2012 at 1:07pm - work - by emma209 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found out that my wife purposely eats peanut butter and jelly sandwiches to get out of kissing me. I'm deathly allergic to peanuts. FML

#18898417
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34679) - you deserved it (2989)

On 01/24/2012 at 12:31pm - love - by Allergic (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was walking home when an old guy came up to me asking for directions. After I pointed him in the right direction, he held my hand, stroked my face then pushed me into a bush. FML

#18897176
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26813) - you deserved it (2575)

On 01/24/2012 at 6:47am - misc - by SpongeAbii2 - United Kingdom (Milton Keynes)

Today, I got really bored so I posted on Facebook "Someone should kidnap me for the day." My mom commented, "The only things willing to kidnap you are aliens, and that would be because they'd mistaken you for a cow." 16 people liked her comment. FML

#18860865
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35846) - you deserved it (10156)

On 01/20/2012 at 10:15am - misc - by LonerCow (woman) - United States

Today, I attempted to cheat on a test by writing some notes on my hand. During the test I had a question. I raised my hand. FML

#18855245
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6858) - you deserved it (74286)

On 01/19/2012 at 6:26pm - misc - by tiptoesjohnson -

Today, I blushed when a fortune cookie said "You have the attitude of a winner." My self esteem is so low. FML

#18844596
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22767) - you deserved it (4234)

On 01/18/2012 at 2:41pm - misc - by FML - United States (Texas)



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