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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 17 March 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1237
  • Number of comments : 12
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About Hannahp101 : *Plays trumpet
*Eminem, Lil Wayne, Nicki Minaj, Script, Many more
*rap and rock and dubstep mostly
*bisexual
*17
*love piercings and tattoos
*open-minded Atheist

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Hannahp101's favorite FMLs

Today, my husband told me to stop faking being sick, because, "morning sickness doesn't happen after noon." FML

#19460705
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27723) - you deserved it (2746)

On 04/13/2012 at 10:15am - love - by prego - United States (Michigan)

Today, a guy asked me why I'm single. As a joke, I told him that not only do I have a penis, but that it's so large that most men are intimidated by it. He wasn't impressed. And I actually wonder why I'm single. FML

#19460491
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10254) - you deserved it (27070)

On 04/13/2012 at 9:11am - intimacy - by joolsie (woman) - United Kingdom (York)

Today, I told my girlfriend that I would still care for her if she was a vegetable. She informed me that if I was a potato, she would cut me into chips. And fry me. FML

#19459433
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20284) - you deserved it (6393)

On 04/13/2012 at 12:46am - love - by jesifairy - Australia

Today, my daughter sat me down for a long talk. It turns out that she thinks she is the Chosen One. FML

Today, I came home from work to find a burglar in my house. He then said that he was just leaving, and went back out of the broken window. FML

#19392856
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25392) - you deserved it (1979)

On 04/02/2012 at 1:01am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, I had to sit between my parents in the car as they argued with one another for a whole hour over whether or not a thumb is a finger. FML

#19388204
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19208) - you deserved it (1756)

On 04/01/2012 at 12:15pm - misc - by totalloss - United States (Florida)

Today, I called my girlfriend saying "I think we need to break up." She said "No, I don't think so," and hung up. FML

#19387601
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16676) - you deserved it (30040)

On 04/01/2012 at 10:03am - love - by Jeff make - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I offered an elderly man my seat on the train. He thanked me by winking and offering me a seat on his lap. FML

#19387576
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21422) - you deserved it (2945)

On 04/01/2012 at 9:53am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I spent 3 hours trying to read my dog's mind. FML

#19361987
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6370) - you deserved it (34435)

On 03/28/2012 at 2:57am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, after a year of coaxing, I got my boyfriend of 18 months to agree to have sex with me. He decided his first course of action was to try to shove his flaccid penis into my unlubricated vagina. FML

#19319000
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30895) - you deserved it (9701)

On 03/21/2012 at 3:27am - intimacy - by ReallyBro (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was so bored that I spent two hours researching the history of spoons. FML

#19293540
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20492) - you deserved it (6911)

On 03/17/2012 at 11:53am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, I went to Hooters for lunch. My food was brought to me by a man. FML

#19288594
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24462) - you deserved it (14349)

On 03/16/2012 at 1:00pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I managed to staple my finger while showing my kindergartner class how to properly use one. FML

#19286997
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9148) - you deserved it (19857)

On 03/16/2012 at 2:02am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, my girlfriend compared my penis to a snake. Not because of the size or shape, but because a snake is not something she imagines herself ever touching. FML

#19281835
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28410) - you deserved it (3165)

On 03/15/2012 at 7:50am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I agreed to tell her parents that she's pregnant. When they started freaking out, instead of dealing with the situation maturely, she went into straight-up Tard Mode and said, "It's okay, I'm not the mom." FML

#19264126
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27979) - you deserved it (5913)

On 03/12/2012 at 12:27pm - love - by yamsterr (man) - United States



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