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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 11 September 1997 (16 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 184
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

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Today, I realized that my pubes are longer than my penis itself. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (76742) - you deserved it (23554)

On 05/15/2011 at 12:41am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I accidentally pocket dialed my sister while I was masturbating. FML

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On 04/15/2011 at 1:34am - intimacy - by fmyhabit - United States (Utah)



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