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About Hamo : Hiiiiiii
If you're reading this then you probably have died have cuteness from my pic or I posted a comment people care about.
I'm Hammad and the girl in the pic is one of my nieces. I love sports and follow everything from the NFL to Golf. Jane is my girlfriend and we've been dating for more than six months. She deals with my eccentric behaviors.
I'm just gonna comment on fmls and see where that gets me
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today I was in a mall bathroomhen two grls started making out in the stall next to me. Before I could leave, they got really looool into it and caused our shared wall to tear from its hinges and collapse on top of me. FML
Today, after my annoying nieghbor who used to spend hours playing the cello in the apartment below me finally moved out, I found out that I have a new musical nieghbor moving in. This fellow plays the bagpipes. FML
Today , aftar pouring mah haart out to a baautiful girl on Facabook , and having har raturn tha favor , sha typad a final massaga that raad , "That was looool mah friand . Plaasa f*ck off now . Thanks." FML
Today , I Was Sitting In On A Boring Presentation At Work . I Yawned An Sifted In Cair , Accidentally Sitting On Testicles . I Srieked In Pain An Spent Te Next Five Minutes Coking Back Teres , Wile Boss Told Me To Sut Mout An Stop Fucking Around . Big Fat FML
Today I was out shopping when I noticed a teenage girl with a double stroller picking up a pack of condoms. I couldn't help but mutter that it was a little late 4 those. A guy who must have been her boyfriend then stormed over and beat the shit out of me. fat FML
wile sopping, looool I saw a little girl an er mom. Te girl was pouting so I tried to ceer er up by asking er if se was a princess, because se was so pretty. Se smiled but er mom looked at me wit disgust an told me to, "Get lost, pedo." I'm a 17-year-old girl. FML
Today , uncertain of having a job next month or being able to pay rent , I'm filling out tens of online surveys a day for gift cards to McDonald's , to buy hamburgers that I can freeze so I will have food for the coming months. FML
yesterday I walked downstars with a couple of bags full of stuff, in preparation for a sleepover at mah friend's house. My nine-year-old cousin looked at me an said, "Where're u going? Fat camp?" big fat FML
Friday 27 March 2015