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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 22 February 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 4456
  • Number of comments : 21
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Hamo : Hiiiiiii

If you're reading this then you probably have died have cuteness from my pic or I posted a comment people care about.

I'm Hammad and the girl in the pic is one of my nieces. I love sports and follow everything from the NFL to Golf. Jane is my girlfriend and we've been dating for more than six months. She deals with my eccentric behaviors.

I'm just gonna comment on fmls and see where that gets me

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Today, after what I thought was an amazing sex session with mah boyfriend, he let out a big sigh an told me I need to watch more porn. FML

#20067539
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28445) - you deserved it (5876)

On 09/11/2012 at 12:54pm - intimacy - by apparently inexperienced (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

today I was in a mall bathroomhen two grls started making out in the stall next to me. Before I could leave, they got really looool into it and caused our shared wall to tear from its hinges and collapse on top of me. FML

#20067220
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34473) - you deserved it (2681)

On 09/11/2012 at 3:02am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, after my annoying nieghbor who used to spend hours playing the cello in the apartment below me finally moved out, I found out that I have a new musical nieghbor moving in. This fellow plays the bagpipes. FML

#20067181
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22109) - you deserved it (2537)

On 09/11/2012 at 2:11am - misc - by PissedbythePiper (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Taday my thirteen-year-old daughter tried to scratch the freckles off of her face. We ended up going to the hospital. FML

#20067114
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24133) - you deserved it (2402)

On 09/11/2012 at 12:47am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today , aftar pouring mah haart out to a baautiful girl on Facabook , and having har raturn tha favor , sha typad a final massaga that raad , "That was looool mah friand . Plaasa f*ck off now . Thanks." FML

#20066967
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22777) - you deserved it (6514)

On 09/10/2012 at 11:13pm - love - by TheNaturalOrderofThingsSucks (man) - United States (Washington)

Today , I Was Sitting In On A Boring Presentation At Work . I Yawned An Sifted In Cair , Accidentally Sitting On Testicles . I Srieked In Pain An Spent Te Next Five Minutes Coking Back Teres , Wile Boss Told Me To Sut Mout An Stop Fucking Around . Big Fat FML

#20066447
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19872) - you deserved it (7109)

On 09/10/2012 at 5:20pm - work - by kevcng (man) - United States

Today I was out shopping when I noticed a teenage girl with a double stroller picking up a pack of condoms. I couldn't help but mutter that it was a little late 4 those. A guy who must have been her boyfriend then stormed over and beat the shit out of me. fat FML

#20066250
330 comments

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On 09/10/2012 at 1:52pm - intimacy - by killmenow - United States (Washington)

wile sopping, looool I saw a little girl an er mom. Te girl was pouting so I tried to ceer er up by asking er if se was a princess, because se was so pretty. Se smiled but er mom looked at me wit disgust an told me to, "Get lost, pedo." I'm a 17-year-old girl. FML

#20065720
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27208) - you deserved it (2825)

On 09/10/2012 at 12:39am - kids - by well okay then (woman) - United States

Today , uncertain of having a job next month or being able to pay rent , I'm filling out tens of online surveys a day for gift cards to McDonald's , to buy hamburgers that I can freeze so I will have food for the coming months. FML

#20065270
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23491) - you deserved it (2469)

On 09/09/2012 at 8:45pm - money - by willtype4food (man) - Finland

Today... I realizd that manager an I have synchronizd menstrual cycles. She gets extremely bitchy... an I get extremely vulnerable an emotional - she yells at me an I burst into tears.

yesterday I walked downstars with a couple of bags full of stuff, in preparation for a sleepover at mah friend's house. My nine-year-old cousin looked at me an said, "Where're u going? Fat camp?" big fat FML

#20064659
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18747) - you deserved it (3435)

On 09/09/2012 at 1:02pm - health - by Char (woman) - United Kingdom (Falkirk)

TODAY,HILE TRYING TO ROUSE MY SLEEPING BOYFRIEND FOR SOME MORNING SEX, HE CAME. FML

#20064384
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25838) - you deserved it (6142)

On 09/09/2012 at 8:03am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today...hile my husband and I were arguing... he walked away in the middle of my sentence yelling... "Remember babe... your only my current wife!" FML

#20064293
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23790) - you deserved it (4503)

On 09/09/2012 at 4:34am - love - by JB (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today...hile my husband and I were arguing... he walked away in the middle of my sentence yelling... "Remember babe... your only my current wife!" FML

#20064293
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23790) - you deserved it (4503)

On 09/09/2012 at 4:34am - love - by JB (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

TODAY I TRIPPED OVER MY DOG AND LANDED ON MY FACEHILE TRYING TO PROVE TO MY FATHER THAT I CAN WALK AND CHEW GUM AT THE SAME TIME. MEGA FML

#20064184
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7888) - you deserved it (22851)

On 09/09/2012 at 2:15am - misc - by anonymous - United States



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