About Hamo
Hiiiiiii If you're reading this then you probably have died have cuteness from my pic or I posted a comment people care about. I'm Hammad and the girl in the pic is one of my nieces. I love sports and follow everything from the NFL to Golf. Jane is my girlfriend and we've been dating for more than six months. She deals with my eccentric behaviors. I'm just gonna comment on fmls and see where that gets me
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Hamo's FML badges
  • Beginner

    You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    7%
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    24%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    4%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    0%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    0%
  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
    67%
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
    8%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    1%
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
    4%
  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
    4%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    2%
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    18%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    0%
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Hamo's favorite FMLs
By Grounded - / Thursday 3 November 2011 09:18 / United States
By shiney100893 - / Monday 14 January 2013 12:56 / Ireland - Dublin
By habassistant / Wednesday 2 January 2013 15:49 / United States - North Olmsted
By Anonymous / Tuesday 1 January 2013 10:30 / United States - Wichita

Today, my daughter told me that she wanted to convert to Christianity. Not because she has a strong relation with God, but because she wants to post Facebook statuses about Him and "get a lot of likes." FML

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 24 October 2012 23:06 / United States - Saint Paul