About Hamo
Hiiiiiii If you're reading this then you probably have died have cuteness from my pic or I posted a comment people care about. I'm Hammad and the girl in the pic is one of my nieces. I love sports and follow everything from the NFL to Golf. Jane is my girlfriend and we've been dating for more than six months. She deals with my eccentric behaviors. I'm just gonna comment on fmls and see where that gets me
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  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
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    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
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  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
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  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
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  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
    8%
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    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    2%
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    18%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
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Hamo's favorite FMLs

Today, my parents told me that they've been having a contest to see who could punish me the most this week. So far, my mom is in the lead by kicking me out of the car near railroad tracks, and making me walk the 4 miles home in the freezing rain. FML

By Grounded - / Thursday 3 November 2011 09:18 / United States

Today, I was at a party with my crush. The collar on his shirt was sticking up so I fixed it for him. He gave me a hug and said, "Aww you're so good to me. You're like my mother. You can be my college mother." I got mother-zoned. FML

By shiney100893 - / Monday 14 January 2013 12:56 / Ireland - Dublin

Today, I was cleaning one of my disabled clients because he pooped himself, so I started to undress him for a shower. I took his dirty diaper off and set it on his bed, then I bent over to take off his socks at which point he put the diaper on my head like a hat. FML

By habassistant / Wednesday 2 January 2013 15:49 / United States - North Olmsted

Today, I went to a concert with my girlfriend. Some guy grabbed her ass, and I tried to fight him. I ended up with a concussion and a messed up jaw. Her? Oh, she beat the shit out of him while I was unconscious. FML

By Anonymous / Tuesday 1 January 2013 10:30 / United States - Wichita

Today, my daughter told me that she wanted to convert to Christianity. Not because she has a strong relation with God, but because she wants to post Facebook statuses about Him and "get a lot of likes." FML

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 24 October 2012 23:06 / United States - Saint Paul