About Hamo : Hiiiiiii
If you're reading this then you probably have died have cuteness from my pic or I posted a comment people care about.
I'm Hammad and the girl in the pic is one of my nieces. I love sports and follow everything from the NFL to Golf. Jane is my girlfriend and we've been dating for more than six months. She deals with my eccentric behaviors.
I'm just gonna comment on fmls and see where that gets me
About Hamo : Hiiiiiii
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Hamo's favorite FMLs
by dumbgirl4lyf / 10/01/2012 at 2:24pm / Ireland (Monaghan) / Miscellaneous
by fiftyno / 10/01/2012 at 11:02am / United States (Washington) / Love
Today, it was my uncle's funeral. I wasn't very close with him, but I still wanted to be respectful. My boyfriend, being the jackass that he is, was singing the Spider Pig song from The Simpsons under his breath while making his fingers walk up my leg, trying to get under my skirt. FML
by SorryUncleTommy / 10/01/2012 at 12:23am / United States (New York) / Love
by notgivingup / 09/30/2012 at 11:21pm / United States / Love
by Anonymous / 09/30/2012 at 7:02pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy
Today, my ex dropped by to pick up a piece of art he'd left when I threw him out a month ago. While here, he visited the restroom. Tonight, my shampoo smelled like urine. And he called at 11pm to say he'd ''rubbed one out'' on my new boyfriend's toothbrush. FML
by red / 09/27/2012 at 7:37am / United States (Oregon) / Miscellaneous
Today, I walked in to my apartment to see my husband sitting there with his toes painted pink. When I asked him why, he said, "I wanted to feel pretty." This is the man who is about to be the father of my child. FML
by cmc9540 / 09/26/2012 at 10:14pm / United States (New York) / Love
Today, my boyfriend's transition into an annoying hipster is complete. It started with the not-really-necessary nerd glasses and the Mötley Crüe t-shirt, the final straw being the affected British accent. I'm considering where to dump the body. FML
by Anonymous / 09/24/2012 at 1:07am / Canada (British Columbia) / Love
Today, I went to Waffle House to talk to the manager about getting a job. My boyfriend now wants to beat up the manager for giving me his number so that I can call him whenever I'm done filling in the application. FML
by Anonymous / 09/23/2012 at 8:26pm / United States (Alabama) / Work
by SadDad / 09/22/2012 at 2:11pm / United States (Virginia) / Kids
by Sad ex-wife / 09/21/2012 at 11:11am / United Kingdom (Leicester) / Love
by dateless / 09/21/2012 at 7:48am / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Love
by scarred for life / 09/21/2012 at 6:57am / Canada (Ontario) / Work
Today, I dropped a whole batch of penis-shaped cookies on the floor. Then I thought, "5-second rule" and started eating them. And then I realized that I was home alone, in pajamas, eating broken dick-cookies off the floor. FML
by RawrSparkle / 09/21/2012 at 3:31am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, my five-year-old told me she had accidentally swallowed a thumbtack. In panic mode we raced to the ER. With no insurance. Only after the tests, examinations and X-rays did she tell me was "just joking." FML
by Anonymous / 09/21/2012 at 12:51am / United States / Kids