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About Hamo : Hiiiiiii
If you're reading this then you probably have died have cuteness from my pic or I posted a comment people care about.
I'm Hammad and the girl in the pic is one of my nieces. I love sports and follow everything from the NFL to Golf. Jane is my girlfriend and we've been dating for more than six months. She deals with my eccentric behaviors.
I'm just gonna comment on fmls and see where that gets me
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It’s in the can
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Today, I came home from a weekend trip with some friends, and walked straight in on my girlfriend cheating on me. She burst into tears and began apologizing. Her exact words were "I'm so sorry! I thought you were coming back tomorrow." FML
Today, my parents told me that they've been having a contest to see who could punish me the most this week. So far, my mom is in the lead by kicking me out of the car near railroad tracks, and making me walk the 4 miles home in the freezing rain. FML
Monday 1 September 2014