About Hamo : Hiiiiiii
If you're reading this then you probably have died have cuteness from my pic or I posted a comment people care about.
I'm Hammad and the girl in the pic is one of my nieces. I love sports and follow everything from the NFL to Golf. Jane is my girlfriend and we've been dating for more than six months. She deals with my eccentric behaviors.
I'm just gonna comment on fmls and see where that gets me
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Today, I was dumped by my boyfriend. He claimed that it's because he's an agent fighting the Mafia, and he doesn't want to put my life at risk through reprisal attacks. FML
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On 08/27/2012 at 6:21pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Sent from mobile version
Today, my boyfriend came over to see me after almost a month of us not spending time together. Unfortunately, he came straight from bar-hopping with his friends and was wasted. He's currently naked in bed, cooing at his penis, and giggling like a little girl. FML
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On 08/27/2012 at 8:57am - love - by kvdfan (woman) - United States
Today, I bought a pack of toothpicks. There were 500 of them. When I got home I accidentally dropped the pack. After twenty long minutes of picking them up, I dropped them again. FML
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Today, I accidentally decoded the system my parents use for talking about sex while I'm around. It's a substituion cipher, using literary references. As they're both lit. professors, this has me perpetually grossed-out and wondering, "Are they really talking about Anne Frank, or anal fisting?" FML
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On 08/26/2012 at 5:21am - misc - by ewww (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, my boyfriend and I were talking about being super heroes. He said I could be "The Period" because I'm a bitch. FML
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On 08/25/2012 at 8:47am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, my mom bitched me out, calling me a selfish pig and saying that the reason I don't have a girlfriend is because I'm so conceited. All of this because I started watching the latest episodes of Breaking Bad without her. FML
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On 08/17/2012 at 10:27am - misc - by elijah (man) - United States
Today, I was enjoying a romantic cuddle on the couch with my boyfriend, when he suddenly decided to lift up my shirt, stick his face into my boobs, and go all Darth Vader on me. This included heavy breathing and phrases such as, "Amber... I am your boyfriend." FML
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On 08/16/2012 at 11:16am - love - by Amberain (woman) - United Kingdom (Halton)
Today, I went out to dinner with my boyfriend and his mom. The hostess asked if I needed "the kid's menu," remarked how I look "so grown up for your age," and asked what grade I was in. I said I'm in university. She laughed as if it was the best joke ever told. I'm 22. FML
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On 08/14/2012 at 12:52pm - misc - by ugh (woman) - United States
Today, my dad got so drunk that he had an intense argument with the microwave, resulting in him threatening to ground me after I tried to calm him down. FML
I agree, your life sucks (13993) - you deserved it (1028)
On 08/14/2012 at 12:14pm - health - by Todd - United States
Today, after much deliberation, I decided to accept my parents' invitation to a family dinner. A half hour after I arrived, all hell broke loose, because my mom's pregnancy test had come back positive, and she was convinced my dad had poked holes in his own condom. FML
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On 08/14/2012 at 11:42am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States
Today, my boyfriend used various infomercial phrases like, "Wait, there's more!" during sex. FML
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On 08/14/2012 at 1:16am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Nebraska)
Today, my mom threw my tampons in the garbage and said that from now on, I'll be buying pads instead. Turns out she read a scare story going around by email that all the local teens are soaking their tampons in alcohol and inserting them anally to secretly get drunk. FML
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On 08/13/2012 at 3:25pm - misc - by jannister (woman) - Germany (Thuringen)
Today, I was feeling really down, so I texted my boyfriend, hoping to get some emotional support. He texted me back twenty minutes later, asking for nude pictures. FML
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On 08/13/2012 at 2:48pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (York)
Today, I got on an elevator at the mall, along with a twelve or thirteen-year-old girl talking on her cell. She spent the whole ride telling the person on the other end how hideous I looked and how I look like a pregnant sperm whale. I was too humiliated to even say anything. FML
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On 08/03/2012 at 9:52pm - kids - by pimpslaprequired (man) - United States
Today, I had the crap beaten out of me by a woman in the street, who accused me of sleeping with her husband. I still don't know who she or her husband are, and I'm still a virgin. FML
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On 08/03/2012 at 6:50pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Mexico (Tabasco)
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