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Today, I noticed a cute girl in the checkout lane at the store. Feeling a little flirtatious, I decided to blow a bubble with my gum to get her attention. I accidentally shot the gum out of my mouth onto the guy next to me, spitting all over myself in the process. FML


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On 03/16/2010 at 4:12pm - love - by splitzville (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was running late for work. As I hurried out the door, I managed to trip over my own feet, fall off the front porch, and key my new car. FML


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On 09/17/2009 at 8:46am - misc - by Masey (woman) - United States

Today, while my 18 pound cat was on the edge of the tub watching me shower, he fell in. Apparently, in his mind, the best way to get away from the water is to climb my bare legs. FML


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On 09/17/2009 at 7:14am - animals - by HHIChica (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I pulled someone over for speeding. He was only 10 over the speed limit so I gave him an $84 fine. It turns out he is a workplace Occupational Health and Safety officer and because I wasn't wearing my high visibilty vest while standing on the side of the road he gave me a $250 fine. FML


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On 09/17/2009 at 6:57am - work - by auscop (man) - Australia (Western Australia)

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