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HOPELESSLYxJENN

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 19 June 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 938
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About HOPELESSLYxJENN : i'm jenn. i'm 15. almost 16. i'm gayyy. i have a lot of fml moments. x]. thats all.

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HOPELESSLYxJENN's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. My husband and I have been trying to have a baby for a while, and I was very excited to tell him the news. When I opened his office planning to surprise him with the news, I saw him making out with a man. FML

#1104891
400 comments

I agree, your life sucks (504957) - you deserved it (31117)

On 04/19/2009 at 12:05am - intimacy - by soontobedivorced (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. My husband and I have been trying to have a baby for a while, and I was very excited to tell him the news. When I opened his office planning to surprise him with the news, I saw him making out with a man. FML

#1104891
400 comments

I agree, your life sucks (504957) - you deserved it (31117)

On 04/19/2009 at 12:05am - intimacy - by soontobedivorced (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I went on a date with a guy for the first time. We went to Starbucks and got coffee. We talked for a while, and we were joking and having a good time. Suddenly, he put his hand on my stomach and said, "Soon, this will be plump with my seed." FML

#836792
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I agree, your life sucks (373731) - you deserved it (42449)

On 04/06/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by creepermagnet (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I get to see my boyfriend again after a month. So I decided to shave my pubic hair in the shape of a heart. After my little striptease, he gasped in admiration "Aaaw, Batman sign!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30370) - you deserved it (14826)

On 11/20/2008 at 7:55am - love - by batgirl - Sent from mobile version



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