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About H0llyw00dWh0r3 : I'm just an epically [weird] teenager who is currently trying to make it through high school atm :o I hate fakers, sexists, racists etc [the lists could go on, but I'll just cut it down to] -- I hate everyone. [&make-up.:]]
I love my friends & family, comedies, horrors, my iPod, Family guy, American Dad :o
oh, I also used to be Firesprite2009, I'd just like to think I've grown up a bit more now :]
Also, idc if you don't like my profile pic. It wasn't put up to be oogled, I know I'm nothing special. I put it up so people would know I'm not some 40 y/o pervert sitting preying on pretty people.
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, while driving home from work an old homeless man stepped out on front of my car. As I slammed on the brakes the man threw a bag of poo at my windscreen and shouted "Praise The Lord!" before carrying on as if nothing had happened. FML
Today, I was walking my dogs. I had a doggy bag, and was holding it closed, then breathing in it, so it would blow up. My dogs 'went', so I picked it up and kept walking. As I was heading home, I absent-mindedly started blowing into the bag again. Everything ended up in my mouth and on my face. FML
Today, I got back from vacation and realised I still had the motel key. The key-ring has the address on it, so you can post it back to them. I drove to the postbox and posted the key. I then discovered that the motel key won't start my car. FML
Today, I was giving a speech to my 300 some-odd person class. All throughout it, people had been giggling and cackling while I was speaking. I soon realized that my pants had been unzipped. I accidentally fell asleep with all my underwear in the washer last night and had gone commando that day. FML
Today, my daughter used the kids potty chair on her own for the first time. Bad: The bucket was not in it so poo hit the floor. Good: she tried to clean it... Bad: with her socks. Good: she decided to clean the socks. Bad: she used the wall. Good: she finally called dad. FML
Today, on the train on the way to my mother's house, I was playing Mariokart with my son. He got a 'bomb' item, and yelled quite loudly, "I have a bomb!". Panic ensued. We got thrown off the train at the next stop. FML