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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 17 May 1995 (21 years old)
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  • Number of visits : 1271
  • Number of comments : 66
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About H0llyw00dWh0r3 : I'm just an epically [weird] teenager who is currently trying to make it through high school atm :o I hate fakers, sexists, racists etc [the lists could go on, but I'll just cut it down to] -- I hate everyone. [&make-up.:]]

I love my friends & family, comedies, horrors, my iPod, Family guy, American Dad :o


oh, I also used to be Firesprite2009, I'd just like to think I've grown up a bit more now :]

Also, idc if you don't like my profile pic. It wasn't put up to be oogled, I know I'm nothing special. I put it up so people would know I'm not some 40 y/o pervert sitting preying on pretty people.

ciao! xx

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H0llyw00dWh0r3's favorite FMLs

Today, while driving home from work an old homeless man stepped out on front of my car. As I slammed on the brakes the man threw a bag of poo at my windscreen and shouted "Praise The Lord!" before carrying on as if nothing had happened. FML

by Anonymous / 10/08/2009 at 5:26pm / United Kingdom / Transportation

Today, I was walking my dogs. I had a doggy bag, and was holding it closed, then breathing in it, so it would blow up. My dogs 'went', so I picked it up and kept walking. As I was heading home, I absent-mindedly started blowing into the bag again. Everything ended up in my mouth and on my face. FML

by doggybag / 09/24/2009 at 1:17am / Canada (British Columbia) / Animals

Today, I got back from vacation and realised I still had the motel key. The key-ring has the address on it, so you can post it back to them. I drove to the postbox and posted the key. I then discovered that the motel key won't start my car. FML

by fmlxxxx / 09/23/2009 at 9:15am / New Zealand (Wellington) / Holidays

Today, I was giving a speech to my 300 some-odd person class. All throughout it, people had been giggling and cackling while I was speaking. I soon realized that my pants had been unzipped. I accidentally fell asleep with all my underwear in the washer last night and had gone commando that day. FML

by BluesMan1990 / 09/16/2009 at 6:21am / United States (Arkansas) / Miscellaneous

Today, I realized that when my new roommate said we could both use the condoms he bought, he didn't mean separately. FML

by Anonymous / 09/13/2009 at 1:36pm / United States (District of Columbia) / Intimacy

Today, my daughter used the kids potty chair on her own for the first time. Bad: The bucket was not in it so poo hit the floor. Good: she tried to clean it... Bad: with her socks. Good: she decided to clean the socks. Bad: she used the wall. Good: she finally called dad. FML

by Udxero / 09/10/2009 at 3:51am / United States (Texas) / Kids

Today, on the train on the way to my mother's house, I was playing Mariokart with my son. He got a 'bomb' item, and yelled quite loudly, "I have a bomb!". Panic ensued. We got thrown off the train at the next stop. FML

by mariokarter / 08/28/2009 at 12:41am / United Kingdom (London) / Transportation