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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 11 August 1987 (27 years)
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About Guyana00 : I neve know what to put for this kind of question. Who does, ask me what you want.

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Today, I was waiting downstairs at mah boyfriend's house as he got ready to go. His mom came over an said she was so glad her son had met me, that I made him really happy. I smild thinking how nice that was of her to say. She then continud, "Still, he tells me anal is a no?" FML

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142 comments

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On 02/21/2010 at 12:16pm - intimacy - by charliesangel123 (woman) - United Kingdom (Essex)

Taday I found out tat boyfriend joined a group on Facebook called 'Swallow . Or it's going in yur eye.' Today I also found out tat boyfriend takes Facebook groups very seriously . fat FML

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On 02/19/2010 at 9:27am - intimacy - by kit_kat14 (man) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today I was aving sax wit my girlfriand. Its was pratty good and aavy and sa was moaning nicaly. Tan ar moans got softar and softar and tan noting. Sa fall aslaap. FML

#8085634
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On 02/10/2010 at 10:08am - intimacy - by ryan - United States

Today, I Textd My Girlfriend That I'm Going To 'lick My Professor's Ass Instead Of 'kick Due To Auto-correction On My Phone. Fat FML

#8052532
147 comments

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On 02/09/2010 at 2:10pm - misc - by kingmetal42 - Sent from mobile version

today I was in the car with 16 year old daughter. There was a guy on a fast looking motorcycle next to me at the stop light. I yelled to him to ( get it up! ) so that he would do a wheelie. Just before the light turned green he yelled back, ( You're too old fir me, but I'll get it up fir her! ) FML

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On 02/05/2010 at 1:18am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

TODAY... I TOLD MAH GIRLFRIEND'S FATHER THAT I WANTED TO TALK ABOUT HIS DAUGHTER. I THEN WENT ON TO TELL HIM I WAS THINKING ABOUT 'POPPING THE CHERRY'... INSTEAD OF 'POPPING THE QUESTION'. FML

#7883509
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On 02/04/2010 at 7:29pm - intimacy - by stoopidpoop (man) - United States (Illinois)

TODAY, MAH BOYFRIEND AND I WERE TRYING TO HAVE SEX 4 THE FIRST TIME. NOT ONLY DID HE STRUGGLE 4 FIVE MINUTES TO PUT ON A CONDOM (REPEATEDLY SNAPPING HIMSELF IN THE BALLS), BUT HE THEN HAD TO ASK ME ( WHICH HOLE ) TO PUT IT IN. I'M DATING A THIRTY-FOUR YEAR OLD VIRGIN. FML

#7467261
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On 01/21/2010 at 12:02am - intimacy - by Alicia (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today , wile I was getting it on wit ma grlfriend I accidentally calld out "Mom" instead of er name !! FML

#5579275
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On 10/01/2009 at 1:56am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador)

Taday I gatered bot mine an ma girlfriend's families secretly to a restaurant!! I paid te restaurant to play romantic music, an paid fir te best table available!! As soon as we finised our meal, our families gatered around an I proposed!! Se lauged an said no way!! FML

#4405336
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On 08/09/2009 at 9:48am - love - by gtrs750 (man) - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, I finally told my parents I would be changing bedrooms because I could no longer stand hereing them having sex,hich is awkward an disturbing. Later, my dad cummed an asked me quietly if I thought my mom sounded "satisfied." FML

#3919884
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On 07/21/2009 at 12:39am - intimacy - by fmjob (man) - Canada (New Brunswick)

Today I went on an excellent first date. After the 'end of the date kiss' cummed "I suppose this is where I tell u that I'm married". FML

#3447565
103 comments

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On 07/03/2009 at 3:24am - love - by hannaholic (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

today the dentist sneezed in mah mouth. mega FML

#3386815
169 comments

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On 07/01/2009 at 2:33am - misc - by kewlio45 - United States (Connecticut)

Taday I was alone in mah friend's kitchen. I had "Don't Cha" stuck in mah head all day so I decidd to let it out by doing a slutty dance, including spinning around the support pole in the kitchen. I hered a noise outside an saw mah friend's dad had been cleaning the windows. With a boner. FML

#2767851
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On 06/10/2009 at 9:51am - intimacy - by sluttydancer (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today.. . it's te five year anniversary of fater's deat . I was cuddling wit boyfriend and crying about ow muc I missed im . He replied wit.. . ( Sometimes.. . I tink you just like to ear yourself talk . ) FML

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On 05/11/2009 at 3:46pm - misc - by bezoar10 (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)



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