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Today, I found out my daughter has a higher paid job in the same company I work in. I also found out she is dating my boss. FML

By Anonymous / Saturday 11 December 2010 05:10 / Indonesia

Today, I accidentally walked in on my roommate while she was changing clothes. She insisted on telling her boyfriend what had happened, because, "It wouldn't feel right" if she didn't. Her boyfriend is a MMA fighter/bodybuilder and has major jealousy issues. I'm screwed. FML

By screwed - / Wednesday 22 December 2010 17:56 / Canada

Today, my six year old told me I have a big nose. When I told her that she hurt my feelings, she laughed and said "Don't be silly mummy, ugly people don't have feelings." FML

By uglywoman / Tuesday 14 December 2010 08:21 / Australia

Today, the elevator got stuck in between floor 4 and 5 at my doctors office. I had been having violent diarrhea. It was the reason I was at the doctor. Elevator was stuck for 35 minutes. During that time, I diarrhea'd in my pants twice. There were seven other people in the elevator. FML

By Christopher / Monday 13 December 2010 09:16 / Canada

Today, I met my boyfriend's very strict and traditional Korean parents. I had to listen to them while they called me a skank and how I was fat and ugly compared to nice, pretty, Korean girls. They don't know I speak Korean. FML

By Anonymous - / Monday 13 December 2010 03:03 / Korea Republic of