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Today, I was chosen out of 64 women to model for the catalog of a new clothing store. Just when my self-confidence took a dramatic boost, I looked at the evaluation sheet. I was picked due to attributes such as my "extra large figure and average face" to make below average women feel beautiful. FML
by apparentlyugly / 08/29/2010 at 1:51pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by bkay26 / 08/29/2010 at 11:37am / United States (Georgia) / Intimacy
Today, my boyfriend was talking with his friends about how long girls take to get ready (hair, make-up, etc.). I said, "I never spend a long time getting ready..." He then looked at me and said, "maybe you should." FML
by ILoveFML / 08/29/2010 at 10:14am / United States (New York) / Love
Today, the girl I like sent me a Facebook message telling me how the message I left on her phone was one of the funniest drunk dials she's ever gotten. I'm debating whether or not I should tell her that I don't drink. FML
by 713 / 08/28/2010 at 9:36pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Love
by weddinggirl / 08/27/2010 at 5:57am / Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen) / Love
Today, at a restaurant, I was joking around trying to make my friend laugh by pretending to be a ninja. I did this by putting my napkin in front of my face. I happened to look over at another table and saw that a lady wearing a burqa was giving me the most evil glare I have ever seen in my life. FML
by CrushAdrenaline / 08/27/2010 at 5:46am / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend from the top of a bungee jumping platform at an amusement park. I yelled out, "WILL YOU MARRY ME?" from the platform, pointing her out. Turns out, I was pointing at the wrong girl. My girlfriend was very angry and ran away when the wrong girl yelled, "Yes!" FML
by Ido / 08/26/2010 at 4:06pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
by Anonymous / 08/26/2010 at 5:16am / Canada (Yukon Territory) / Love
Today, I was working as a camp counselor helping a five year old girl. I heard her mumble, "My grandpa is getting married on Saturday." I enthusiastically replied and told her how exciting that was! Only after did I realize that she said 'buried'. FML
by counselor / 08/25/2010 at 12:32pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
by vstan / 08/24/2010 at 8:48pm / United States (Texas) / Animals
Today, I went on a double date with my bestfriend. At the end of the night, her boyfriend gave her a long kiss, and texted her 5 minutes after we left to say he missed her already. My boyfriend picked his nose, then gave me a fist bump as a goodbye. FML
by Sara1990 / 08/23/2010 at 7:40am / Australia (Victoria) / Love
by diesel444 / 08/23/2010 at 1:05am / United States (New Jersey) / Intimacy
by Lace / 08/23/2010 at 12:17am / United States (California) / Love
by shawty / 08/22/2010 at 8:14am / Australia (Queensland) / Intimacy
by arace15336 / 08/22/2010 at 2:17am / United States (California) / Love
- Today, I was using a penis pump for the first time. It was awesome until it sucked my left testicle… Today, I caught my 16-year-old daughter and her boyfriend trying to use a latex glove as a condom.… Today, my sister and I were having a slumber party in my room since my parents left on a trip. They…