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by uselessdad / 09/07/2010 at 7:48pm / Singapore / Kids
by Jobless / 09/07/2010 at 7:27pm / Canada (Ontario) / Work
Today, 50,000 copies of the new edition of the town's phone book came out. I manage a pizza place and bought a full menu ad. Apparently the ad designer got confused, as they placed my cell phone number in huge bold letters at the bottom of the ad instead of the store's phone number. FML
by Anonymous / 09/07/2010 at 3:16pm / United States (Iowa) / Work
by Anonymous / 09/07/2010 at 1:00am / United States (Kentucky) / Love
Today, I was woken up by my sister and her husband pretending to make moaning sounds in the room next to mine. I began to make moaning sounds as well to fight back. It turns out the "moaning" was actually their dogs snoring down stairs. Breakfast was awkward. FML
by jackson / 09/06/2010 at 1:02pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by sad-sexed / 09/06/2010 at 8:50am / Australia (New South Wales) / Intimacy
Today, it was my boyfriend's parents' anniversary so I thought I'd do something to impress them. I made them chocolate-covered strawberries. But for some reason they gave me really dirty looks when they saw it. Turns out his mother is allergic to strawberries and his father is allergic to chocolate. FML
by wakinginvegas87 / 09/05/2010 at 11:49am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 09/04/2010 at 3:16pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Transportation
Today, at work, a little girl was misbehaving. Her dad told her that she would look like me when she grows up. The little girl look horrified while Daddy laughed and kept reassuring her he was "just kidding." FML
by Black Cat 13 / 09/04/2010 at 2:52am / United States (Indiana) / Work
by anyone / 09/02/2010 at 12:48am / Lebanon (Beyrouth) / Miscellaneous
Today, my minivan broke down on the side of the highway. I'm out of work and can't afford a cell phone, so I resorted to standing at the back of my van holding a "HELP" sign. About an hour went by, in which time I was passed by a cop car, a firetruck, and a car that said "Roadside Assistance." FML
by Forded / 09/01/2010 at 7:11pm / United States (Oregon) / Transportation
by NowHomeless / 08/31/2010 at 7:13pm / United States (Kansas) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was taking the subway to school. I was applying some makeup when I noticed a little boy watching me. When I was finished I heard him whisper to his mom, "I thought make up was supposed to make you pretty." FML
by ugly / 08/31/2010 at 8:11am / United States / Transportation
by Anonymous / 08/31/2010 at 1:21am / United States (Wisconsin) / Intimacy
Today, I finally decided to do regular biology rather than honors biology, thinking honors would be too hard. My first day in regular biology, my lab partner asked me whether a rock was alive or not. FML
by shelbs61 / 08/30/2010 at 3:55pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
- Today, I’m at this huge beach party in Thailand. I kiss a beautiful girl and decide to take it to… Today, I couldn't get into my car. I got mad at the lock, and my key broken inside it. It wasn't my… Today, I’m a babysitter for a 4 year-old little girl. All afternoon, I attended Barbie’s murder and…