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Today, I asked my boyfriend what he would do if I were to get pregnant. Expecting him to give me a cute and supportive answer, he replied, "We'd be finding you a nice flight of stairs to accidentally fall down." FML
by vikinggirl / 09/13/2010 at 5:14am / Australia (Western Australia) / Love
Today, I was asked to crawl through a sun roof because one of my co workers locked her keys in her car. After I got the keys, instead of opening the car door, I climbed back out through the sun roof. To laughter. FML
by Anonymous / 09/12/2010 at 8:10pm / United States (California) / Transportation
Today, I was moving. While packing, I found an old photo that had been laying face down in the bottom of a drawer for some time, and some of the ink transfered to the drawer lining. There is now an image of my ex-girlfriend's face permanently burned into the bottom of my nightstand drawer. FML
by Anonymous / 09/11/2010 at 12:53am / United States (California) / Kids
Today, I met my fiancée's parents for the first time. Her dad was telling me how he's not rich but not poor either. I replied, "Well, as long as you're not a garbage man!" Guess what his profession is. FML
by charlie043 / 09/10/2010 at 8:39pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
Today, at school, everybody wanted to be my partner for a project. This surprised me because nobody ever wants to be with me. Turns out when I was absent, my teacher promised that whoever was my partner would get extra points on the project. FML
by anonymous / 09/10/2010 at 2:09pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by Me / 09/10/2010 at 1:30am / United States (Washington) / Intimacy
Today, I bought my boyfriend two concert tickets (of our favorite band) for his birthday. I was expecting him to bring me since I gave them to him and I like the band too. He said, "Sweet, thanks, I'll call my friend now and see if he wants to go. Think you could give us a ride?" FML
by anlhawks / 09/10/2010 at 12:02am / United States (Illinois) / Love
Today, my cousin came to visit from America. While out shopping, she said loudly that she was having trouble finding clothes to fit around her huge fanny, causing a lot of people to stare in our direction. I had to explain to her that "fanny" in the UK means "vagina." FML
by Anonymous / 09/09/2010 at 10:00am / United Kingdom (London) / Miscellaneous
by karebear / 09/09/2010 at 1:33am / United States / Intimacy
by niccy / 09/09/2010 at 12:33am / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was working at a restaurant. This guy comes up to the counter and asks if he could have some toothpicks. I told him they were right in front of him. He said "Sorry, I'm blind." Thinking it was a joke, I laughed until he said "No, seriously." FML
by imaqtb / 09/08/2010 at 11:35pm / Canada (Ontario) / Work
by WTF?!?! / 09/08/2010 at 8:11pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
by undoable / 09/08/2010 at 7:14pm / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy
by Lauren / 09/08/2010 at 7:13pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Health
by onthemarket / 09/08/2010 at 3:46pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Love
- Today, and since forever, my boyfriend talks in his sleep. Last night, he told me, “I like you very… Today, under the Northern Lights of the Arctic Circle, I presented my girlfriend with an engagement… Today, I found myself completely naked, tied to a chair with a slice of ham on each breast. Note to…