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  • Title : Mister
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  • Number of visits : 6314
  • Number of comments : 15
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About GlobalElephant : I really like bananas

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Today, a ball rolled up to me, so I picked it up and threw it over the school wall. A little boy who was behind me asked for his ball back. It's Sunday and the school is closed. FML

#2505
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7246) - you deserved it (30619)

On 01/25/2009 at 7:36am - misc - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was walking in the mall and passed one of the hair product booths (with the people who constanly harrass you as you walk by). In front of half of the mall the woman working there told me that she had several products that I could use to touch up my roots. I'm a natural red head. FML

#2424
29 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16915) - you deserved it (2149)

On 01/24/2009 at 10:24am - misc - by Noname - United States (New York)

Today, my girlfriend said she didn't want to have sex because it takes too long. FML

#2423
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38482) - you deserved it (5221)

On 01/24/2009 at 10:14am - intimacy - by asdfasdf - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I sent out my resume to about a dozen jobs on Craigslist. I realized that I hadn't updated it in a while and went to double check it after the fact. My ex at some point had changed my objective to "I'm a cocksucker who needs a job real bad." FML

#2412
30 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25833) - you deserved it (7117)

On 01/24/2009 at 5:50am - money - by waitingformyfoodstamps - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I sent out my resume to about a dozen jobs on Craigslist. I realized that I hadn't updated it in a while and went to double check it after the fact. My ex at some point had changed my objective to "I'm a cocksucker who needs a job real bad." FML

#2412
30 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25833) - you deserved it (7117)

On 01/24/2009 at 5:50am - money - by waitingformyfoodstamps - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I went to a "party" with the boy whom I am interested in. It was the first time I met his friends. Turns out he and all his friends are hardcore Christians who don't drink and are celibate. FML

#2383
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20705) - you deserved it (9723)

On 01/23/2009 at 8:03pm - love - by Durrrrrr - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I went to the doctor because I broke my wrist. My mom told the nurse that I broke it while masturbating. FML

#2324
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26250) - you deserved it (3786)

On 01/23/2009 at 10:41am - misc - by Nik - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I thought it'd be cool and trendy to buy a Blackberry Storm. FML

#2165
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5514) - you deserved it (31144)

On 01/22/2009 at 9:38am - misc - by fecurtis - United States (Virginia)

Today, my 19 year old girlfriend dumped me because she thinks I'm immature. I'm 30. FML

#2154
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8387) - you deserved it (56870)

On 01/22/2009 at 7:06am - love - by Benji - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was hitting on a girl that was getting ready to walk into the same class as I. We were waiting outside the room, and I told her that I heard the Professor for the course was a total bitch. We walked into the room. I sat down in a desk. She stood behind the podium. FML

#2109
32 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9398) - you deserved it (31185)

On 01/21/2009 at 6:15pm - misc - by footinmouth - United States (Iowa)

Today, I broke the glass of the photocopier trying to photocopy my ass. My boss will be here in five hours. She'll know it was me. I'm the only night guardian. FML

#1986
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5389) - you deserved it (40738)

On 01/21/2009 at 5:03am - work - by Wititipwitpwit - Sent from mobile version

Today, me and my family watched the video of my birth. In the video, when my mother sees me for the first time, she says "God he's ugly!" FML

#1975
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27773) - you deserved it (2006)

On 01/21/2009 at 1:02am - misc - by mat - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was watching TV and realised I am attracted to Sandra Oh. FML

#1774
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7370) - you deserved it (14321)

On 01/19/2009 at 6:12pm - love - by Noname - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I slipped on a banana peel in a store parking lot as I was getting out of my car. I landed on my ass. The cops that were parking behind me later informed me that I would be able to see the video on youtube. FML

#1741
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21533) - you deserved it (1895)

On 01/19/2009 at 11:49am - misc - by vixenscars - United States (California)

Today, I told the man I love to "go first" when we started talking at the same time. I wanted to confess my feelings, he wanted to tell me about his engagement. FML

#1517
22 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22859) - you deserved it (1965)

On 01/17/2009 at 9:55pm - love - by biblio - United States (Texas)



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