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Globalelephant's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend proposed by painting his chest with "marry me?" and an arrow going down. The ring was attached to his penis with a string. FML

By ohmaigawd - / Wednesday 14 September 2011 16:59 / Argentina

Today, I went out on my back patio at night to skinny dip. I live on the intracoastal, and as I was walking towards my pool, the police were doing a random search. From a boat with a spotlight. At least their whistles told me they liked the birthday suit I had on. FML

By Japaroni / Thursday 15 September 2011 07:42 / United States

Today, while taking a stroll in the park, a kid walked up to me and asked, "Do you believe in unicorns?" I answered, "No." He dunked his ice cream cone on my head, laughed hysterically, and ran off screaming, "BELIEVE!" FML

By unicorn / Tuesday 13 September 2011 21:21 / United States

Today, I received a rejection letter from a college that I'd applied to 6 years ago. FML

By Anonymous / Tuesday 13 September 2011 05:53 / United States

Today, I got kicked off the train because I refused to stand for an old lady who wanted to sit down. There was an empty seat right next to me. FML

By Godsfavourite - / Wednesday 14 September 2011 05:42 / Australia