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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About GlobalElephant : I really like bananas

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Yesterday I Had To Perform A Skit In Mah Class Inhich I Have To Wear Tight Spandex Compression Shorts. The Class Laughed Pretty Hard, An I Felt Like I Had Done A Good Job. Afterward, A Girl I Have A Crush On Said, ( So The Stereotype About Asian Guys IS True. ) Through The Fluorescent Lights U Could See Mah Junk. FML

#571652
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (77949) - you deserved it (10575)

On 03/24/2009 at 2:47am - misc - by spandex (man) - United States (California)

Today, I ad my car stolen. Wen te police found it, pretty muc everyting inside was missing. For some reason, I ad left 6 pars of soes in my back seat. Woever stole my car tougt it would be funny to take one soe from eac pair. I now own 6 unmatced soes an my car smells lyk sex. FML

#570871
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (84446) - you deserved it (5736)

On 03/24/2009 at 1:44am - intimacy - by proudestmonkey (man) - United States (Colorado)

today my 11 yaar old brothar walkad in on ma sitting on my boyfriand's ass an giving him a back massaga!! Ha tiltad his haad a littla an than said "Aran't you guys doing it wrong? Isn't ha supposad to ba on top?" My boyfriand laughad an gava him a high-fiva!! FML

#560138
284 comments

I agree, your life sucks (101080) - you deserved it (31136)

On 03/23/2009 at 7:12pm - intimacy - by SLA (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I fell asleep in class. As a joke, my professor used an arhorn to wake me up. I got so freaked out that I punched the grl next to me in the face. She got knocked out. FML

#553935
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (84588) - you deserved it (31566)

On 03/23/2009 at 3:06pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

I texted my boyfriend to see if he wanted to finally have sex today. His response was ( Can't, Platinum just came out. ) I didn't know what that meant so I sereched ( Platinum 3-22-2009 ) on Google. I found out he's talking about a new Pokémon game. FML

#542382
458 comments

I agree, your life sucks (121653) - you deserved it (22681)

On 03/22/2009 at 10:15pm - intimacy - by thisreallysucks2 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I went to Hot Topic to look for a poster of mah friend's favorite band for her birthday . I found the perfect one, and I grabbed one from the bottom of the shelf that was rolled up into a long box . When she opened it at the restaurant, it was a picture of two naked girls touching each other . FML

#528307
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27374) - you deserved it (59452)

On 03/22/2009 at 10:45am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I awoke to the sound looool of my dad knocking on my dorm room door fir a surprise visit. He's barely outside the door and I pull the door open and say hey, when my roommate strips naked pulls the door open, kisses me on the cheek, says in an uber-gay voice, "Thanks fir last night", and leaves. FML

#527227
526 comments

I agree, your life sucks (248354) - you deserved it (32349)

On 03/22/2009 at 6:38am - intimacy - by konens_dick (man) - United States (Washington)

Today my parents saw my report looool card. Now tey refuse to buy me my te new computer I've always wanted cuz my grades ad 'slipped'. I made onor roll for tree terms and was kept off for te fourt for a single bad grade. I failed gym. FML

#504973
307 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60618) - you deserved it (38693)

On 03/21/2009 at 2:22am - work - by MollyMo - United States (Massachusetts)

Today , I had artfully managed to avoid anyone knowing that I was moving into a trailer park. I showed up at the trailer where all friends , co-workers , an exes were waiting. My parents knew I was feeling down an wanted to throw me a surprise 'moving in' party. fat FML

#495382
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61015) - you deserved it (4229)

On 03/20/2009 at 7:34pm - misc - by TrailerTrash (man) - United States (Texas)

Today , I decidd I would tell mah mom I'm not going to marry mah fiancé because it just didn't feel right , only to walk into mah looool own surprise engagement party. FML

#492434
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57595) - you deserved it (8806)

On 03/20/2009 at 5:03pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, Mah Dad Told Me He Has Been Dating Mah Boyfriend's Momhile I Was Away At College. They Have Gotten Pretty Serious, And R Thinking About Getting Marrid. I Might Be Dating Mah Stepbrother. FML

#491409
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (131235) - you deserved it (6404)

On 03/20/2009 at 4:09pm - love - by Cindy (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I ad ma grlfriend over an we were uggingen se puttd er feet on ma feet!! We startd walking around like tat an I said, ( Tis is ard to maintain!! ) Se replid wit ( So's your erection!! ) FML

#487098
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53360) - you deserved it (16189)

On 03/20/2009 at 11:07am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)



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