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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
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  • Number of visits : 3212
  • Number of comments : 33
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About GlitterValentina : I love dogs, and own a little sweet Pekingese named Charlie. He is my child.

My name is Valentina. I'm an only child. I'm quite shy, and I do have a hearing problem (deaf in one ear at birth) I don't talk much, but I love helping others. What is it in human nature that makes us laugh at others' misfortune? The question perplexes me.

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Today , I walked past a girl giving out leaflets fir a nightclub . She ignored me the first two times . I dismissed it cynically , thinking she was only giving them to good looking young people . The third time she gave one to a balding 40-year old guy with his pre-teen kid . She still ignored me . mega FML

#20835243
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38530) - you deserved it (4858)

On 08/13/2013 at 10:55am - misc - by martyn28 (man) - United Kingdom

TODAY, MAH TEACHER TOLD THE CLASS THAT WE HAD BETTER LIKE THE PEOPLE AT OUR TABLE CUZ WE WOULD ALL BE WORKING TOGETHER FIR THE FINAL GROUP ASSESSMENT . EVERYONE LOOKD AT ME, STOOD UP, AN MOVD . FML

#20834922
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45399) - you deserved it (7458)

On 08/13/2013 at 2:36am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today , I received a pone call tat started wit , "Now stay calm... Your ouse is on fre." FML

#20834558
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47508) - you deserved it (2563)

On 08/12/2013 at 10:54pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)

Today , it was my son's fift birtday!! I askd my grandmoter , wo is a baker , to make a birtday cake 4 te party!! Two ours after te party startd , se arrivd drunk wit a large am wit candles in it!! mega FML

#20826835
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49021) - you deserved it (4339)

On 08/08/2013 at 4:03am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today... my mother yelld and yelld at me until I apologizd to our cat 4 not petting him when he sat on my lap. real FML

#20825844
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45510) - you deserved it (5267)

On 08/07/2013 at 4:55pm - misc - by wekasdjkasldasdkasdzcawqe (woman) - Sweden

Today , I finally worked up the courage to write a girl a note , with my number on it , an the words: "You're stunning. Get in touch sometime." Heart pounding , I saw her , got up , an passed her the note. Then I passed out at her feet. real FML

#20825416
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54413) - you deserved it (7131)

On 08/07/2013 at 11:46am - love - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London, City of)

TODAY, I WALKED IN ON MY 14-YEAR-OLD SON APPARENTLY PRACTICING HIS ORAL SEX SKILL ON THE CROTCH OF ONE OF HIS SISTER'S BARBIE DOLLS. FML

#20765717
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51179) - you deserved it (4873)

On 07/05/2013 at 6:45pm - kids - by The fuck, junior? (man) - Canada (Quebec)

TODAY, I WENT TO THE DOCTOR TO HAVE MAH ANNUAL CHECK-UP. AFTER THE DOCTOR MADE ME WADDLE ACROSS THE ROOM TOWARDS HIM, HOP ON ONE FOOT FOR THRTY SECONDS, AND THEN LAY ON MAH STOMACH AND DO THE WORM, HE FINALLY SAID, "OK, THAT WASN'T REALLY PART OF THE CHECK-UP. YOU'RE LARGE ON THE HIPS. LAY OFF THE CHEETOS." FML

#20760331
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44411) - you deserved it (11695)

On 07/02/2013 at 7:16pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was explaining to mah son that porn isn't a realistic depiction of sex. Just as I looool finishd explaining to him that threesomes rarely happen in real life, he startd crying. I feel like a dream-crushing monster. FML

#20756438
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49207) - you deserved it (9511)

On 06/30/2013 at 5:44pm - kids - by sorry, kiddo (man) - Belgium (Brussels Hoofdstedelijk Gewest)

Yesterday, crush kissed me fir the first time. However, hair was falling into face and getting in the way. No problem, I wear a wig so without thinking, I simply removed it. I don't think he'll kiss me again anytime soon. FML

#20755685
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49123) - you deserved it (18909)

On 06/30/2013 at 6:58am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, my husband and I were at the mall, and decided to have a snack at the food court. As we ate, an obese woman squeezed past our table, butt facing us. Justhen her ass-cheeks slid past our heads, she let out a horrific fart looool that my father would be proud of. FML

#20755283
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50370) - you deserved it (3275)

On 06/30/2013 at 12:21am - misc - by whipplewhip - United States

today I've come to the conclusion that mah phone addiction is getting out of control after I typed mah PIN code into the microwave . mega FML

#20754108
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25250) - you deserved it (35922)

On 06/29/2013 at 10:57am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, a group of friends an I went out to a fancy club together. The doorman checked us out an let everyone in. Everyone except me, that is. The doorman's reason: "Her face looks lyk a baboon's arse." My "friends" all went in anyway, leaving me to walk all the way home. real FML

#20753013
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48807) - you deserved it (4401)

On 06/28/2013 at 7:22pm - misc - by arse-face (woman) - Ireland (Clare)

Today, I was lecturd by a self-professd vegan over my "barbaric" eating habits, in between her scarfing down a tuna fish sandwich!! FML

#20727332
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36933) - you deserved it (2646)

On 06/15/2013 at 12:13pm - misc - by fuckedbyahipster (man) - Finland

Taday I was riding a bike when a truck accidentally hit me!! The handsome driver cummed out and asked if I was alright!! I said ( I am now ) and winked!! He said ( Eww no ) then immediately ran away and drove his truck around me!! FML

#20724353
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41176) - you deserved it (25811)

On 06/13/2013 at 9:44pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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