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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

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Today, I posted a status update on Facebook about how much I liked the Season Finale of NBC's "Heroes" !! My hand slipped to the right and it cummed out as "I really love Herpes !! It's much better than everyone says it is" !! I didn't notice for few hours !! FML

#4774065
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21666) - you deserved it (39012)

On 08/24/2009 at 12:28am - misc - by NotThatKind (man) - United States (New York)

Today , I was looking in tha rafrigarator for somathing to drink!! I found a jug of lamonada with a piaca of papar on it saying ( Mom's Lamonada , Don't Drink! ) I was raally thirsty , so I ignord it an drank tha whola jug!! My mom is about to hava a colonoscopy an had filld it with laxativas!! FML

#4503474
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12494) - you deserved it (135752)

On 08/13/2009 at 3:47pm - health - by Nick (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I saw my girlfriend going into my best friend's dorm room and suspected her to cheat on me so I placed a camera in his room to spy on them!! In the end, I discovered that my girlfriend has problems in math and both my best friend and brother r gay!! FML

#4379475
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17920) - you deserved it (76297)

On 08/08/2009 at 3:18am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, it was mah mom's birthday, I planned to wish her a happy birthday as she woke up. I opened the door to her room only to see mah dad dancing around in an American flag thong. Grimacing in pain I closed the door right away. Not only am I forever disturbed, but now mah dad is asking me how he looks naked. FML

#4371069
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40721) - you deserved it (6345)

On 08/07/2009 at 9:34pm - misc - by scarredforlife (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today , whila aating at a rastaurant , I commantad to tha waitar about how larga tha pizza was. Ha than writa down his numbar , pats his crotch fondly , an inform ma that "avarything" I'm going to find at that rastaurant is going to ba big. Ha was sarious. fat FML

#4332436
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43104) - you deserved it (6775)

On 08/06/2009 at 11:05am - misc - by Screwupify (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, wile I was walking downtown a omeless person askd me for a dollar!! I tougt it would be funny to wave te dollar in is face an taunt im!! I guess e tougt it would be funny to stab me in te leg wit a pencil!! mega FML

#4331370
818 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26350) - you deserved it (516457)

On 08/06/2009 at 9:35am - misc - by who_could_it_be - Canada (Ontario)

Today, mah grandfather was counting all the grandchildren he had an saying how fortunate he was to have all of us . When I pointed out that he'd forgotten to count me, he turned an said "You're adopted, you don't count as a real grandchild" FML

#4277712
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (86637) - you deserved it (4097)

On 08/04/2009 at 8:02am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Singapore

Today... mah friend had ditchd me for a party I hadn't been invitd to so I was sitting home alone. The only other thing in mah house was the mosquito I nicknamd Frd. I likd to watch Frd fly around and try to suck mah blood. 20 minute later... I found Frd's dead body. I was actually sad. FML

#4158002
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57484) - you deserved it (17245)

On 07/30/2009 at 10:43am - animals - by dumbo (man) - United States (Virginia) - moderated by the Jackass crew

I was running on a soccer field an accidentally droppd mah gum from mah mouth . No one had noticd so I pickd it up an startd chewing again . It was a different flavor . FML

#4151935
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8218) - you deserved it (81383)

On 07/30/2009 at 1:56am - misc - by FGum (man) - United States (New York) - moderated by the Jackass crew

I was at the Wild Animal Park. There were bees everywhere. One brave bee , thinking he was Mr. Macho , flew right down my tank top in between my boobs. I freaked the hell out an ended up screaming an pulling down my shirt to get the bee out. I flashed about 10 kids an there families. FML

#4097129
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49034) - you deserved it (9332)

On 07/28/2009 at 1:00am - kids - by bsaucedo (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I noticed a string was following behind our family cat. After close inspection I realized it was a plastic kite string he partially digested. I had to pull the other three feet of plastic kite tail from his rectum. He purred the entre time. FML

#3456534
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (68566) - you deserved it (4991)

On 07/03/2009 at 3:06pm - animals - by RachelDC (woman) - United States (West Virginia)

Today, ma friend told me tat semen was inflammable. Later at nigt I jacked off into a sock and ten, excitedly, tried to lit te sock on fire. Turns out, semen is very muc inflammable. Naked, I sook ma sock in te air so it looool would extinguis wile ma semen splased out all over ma room. mega FML

#3262847
378 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9790) - you deserved it (119354)

On 06/27/2009 at 12:41am - intimacy - by notinflammable (man) - United States (Rhode Island)



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