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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

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Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. Suddenly, he grabbed my 'lower' lips and moved them in a talking motion, proclaiming that "the talking vagina declares war and wants to conquer the great penis." FML

#11076203
359 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52703) - you deserved it (18116)

On 06/09/2010 at 7:34am - intimacy - by thetalkingvagina (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, while in line at the waterpark, I looked down to find my 3 year old daughter chewing on a used band-aid. FML

#11056176
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41489) - you deserved it (7258)

On 06/08/2010 at 12:07pm - kids - by sarahfromthesouth - United States (Texas)

Today, I took pills to make sure I lasted longer with my girlfriend. Good news? It worked fine and is still working now. Bad news? We've been done for a good two hours. FML

#9516462
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13129) - you deserved it (31670)

On 03/31/2010 at 12:44am - intimacy - by imsorrylove - United States

Today, I was walking down the street when I heard a loud splashing noise to my right. I looked over only to see a woman not squatting but bending over, spreading her cheeks, peeing a horse-sized amount of pee. I can't un-see this. FML

#9143571
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40553) - you deserved it (3208)

On 03/16/2010 at 9:34pm - misc - by disturbed (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was walking down the street when I heard a loud splashing noise to my right. I looked over only to see a woman not squatting but bending over, spreading her cheeks, peeing a horse-sized amount of pee. I can't un-see this. FML

#9143571
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40553) - you deserved it (3208)

On 03/16/2010 at 9:34pm - misc - by disturbed (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I got home early from work. When I got home I got to see my dad chasing my mom around the house, naked. FML

#9015230
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32366) - you deserved it (3442)

On 03/12/2010 at 1:05am - misc - by ugh - United States

Today, I went skinny dipping with a few friends at my friend's house. It was really fun until one of my friends shrieked, saying there were bugs in the pool. Everyone jumped out and looked at her. Turns out the "bugs" she saw was my body hair. FML

#8708585
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24208) - you deserved it (6701)

On 02/28/2010 at 1:31am - health - by annonymous - Sent from mobile version

Today, I found out that my mother was having an affair with my boss "to help me keep my job" because she thought I was useless. FML

#8474459
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30791) - you deserved it (2497)

On 02/20/2010 at 10:05am - work - by Nik - United States (Michigan)

Today, I had to help my dad remove a splinter. From his butt. FML

#8416746
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30353) - you deserved it (2675)

On 02/18/2010 at 7:44pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my husband and I took a walk on the wharf. We walked by a Wax Museum and in front of the museum there was a bench with a very realistic wax man sitting on it. I got very close to his face and yelled over to my husband how realistic the wax man looked. Just then, he coughed. FML

#8220919
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8044) - you deserved it (32989)

On 02/13/2010 at 8:21pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I received our gas bill for about £200. My flatmate felt that this was extortionate and therefore phoned up our gas company and angrily told them to recalculate the bill. They did. We now owe £300. FML

#7930001
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26720) - you deserved it (4844)

On 02/06/2010 at 7:40am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Newcastle upon Tyne)

Today, I had to explain to my son that his dad was too busy in a raid on World of Warcraft to be at his award ceremony. FML

#7816615
491 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51183) - you deserved it (38579)

On 02/02/2010 at 3:30pm - kids - by fuckmylife (woman) - United States (Maryland)



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