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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

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Today, at work, I accidentally walked into a meeting at which the whole company was there but me. The meeting was about how they could legally fire me while paying as little severance as possible. I'm the CEO and the founder of the company. FML

#13825716
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41317) - you deserved it (3773)

On 11/13/2010 at 9:43am - work - by everythingWASperfect - Canada (Ontario)

Today, after getting out of the shower, I was in a good mood. So I decided to run around the house naked, then play air guitar while air drying, just for fun. My blinds were open, and the men in the Fedex truck in my front yard did have fun. FML

#13733539
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9308) - you deserved it (31849)

On 11/06/2010 at 12:31am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my 5 year old son and I went out. As I was looking in the window display of a shop, I turned around to witness my son pooping in an open manhole on the street. FML

#13718140
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28672) - you deserved it (8668)

On 11/04/2010 at 7:54pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have sex for the first time. While we were undressing each other, he said, "Wow, if we have children, you're gonna have to shave, or they'll die from rug-burn as they come out!" FML

#13654098
209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35149) - you deserved it (27850)

On 10/30/2010 at 8:37pm - intimacy - by tht1chk - United States (California)

Today, my friend and I dressed up as dice for Halloween. The rest of the night consisted of us, harassed by drunks asking, 'Can we roll you around?' and constantly being shaken. FML

#13648251
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10249) - you deserved it (29722)

On 10/30/2010 at 10:00am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Japan (Tokyo)

Today, my mother, my aunt, and my two sisters are all on their periods. I can't even brush my teeth in my own house without being treated like a criminal. FML

#13641509
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43025) - you deserved it (4788)

On 10/29/2010 at 8:10pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my dad asked me for a word that rhymes with vagina. He was filling out an anniversary card for my mom. FML

#13614950
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28463) - you deserved it (2523)

On 10/27/2010 at 1:59pm - intimacy - by nothingdoes (woman) - United States

Today, while working at a hospital, I told a patient to smile for the camera when taking an xray. His response was, "I have Bell's Palsy and haven't smiled in 5 years." FML

#13601804
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24299) - you deserved it (7132)

On 10/26/2010 at 12:50pm - health - by oaksac191 - United States (New York)

Today, my parents told me about how they met. I'd already known they were eight years apart, but I never knew my dad started dating my mom when he was 21 and she was 13. FML

#13561698
350 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53616) - you deserved it (3805)

On 10/23/2010 at 12:01pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, at Burger King, I had to go to the bathroom. Two ketchup packets were under the seat and exploded on my legs and pants when I sat down. FML

#13558964
230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30504) - you deserved it (5658)

On 10/23/2010 at 4:03am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was playing basketball outside in my driveway. I saw three cute girls walking by, so I thought I would try to show off a little by doing a backwards slam dunk. I jumped, completely missed the rim and hit my head on the backboard. Then my mom ran out to help me up. FML

#13401445
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8616) - you deserved it (37018)

On 10/11/2010 at 12:59am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, after my marching band's performance, the girls had to change out of our uniforms in a very dark school bathroom. Someone turned on the lights and I realized that more than a dozen roaches had crawled into my skinny jeans. FML

#13389421
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31997) - you deserved it (3048)

On 10/10/2010 at 4:45am - misc - by toazt - United States (Arizona)

Today, I learned the hard way that leaving eye drops in your car all day makes them scorching hot. FML

#13367996
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11840) - you deserved it (35786)

On 10/08/2010 at 5:30pm - health - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was walking to work through a bad part of town. A man yelled something at me, but knowing what part of town I was in, I ignored him and kept walking. Two seconds later I got hit by a car. Turns out, he was trying to warn me about the car coming right towards me. FML

Today, I started my first day at a new hospital. My first assignment? Shave an elderly man's testicles. FML

#13333152
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35709) - you deserved it (5057)

On 10/05/2010 at 7:36pm - work - by hospital - United States (New York)



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