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Today, I visited my 78 year old grandmother. She thanked me for visiting and gave me a magazine before I left telling me I might find something I like in there. When I got home I looked at the magazine only to realize it's full of dildos and sextoys. FML
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On 02/09/2009 at 2:51am - intimacy - by V (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, my boyfriend handcuffed me to the bed, naked. Someone pulled the fire alarm, and my boyfriend couldn't find the key. So he left me, and the Resident Advisor found me. The fireman had to cut the chain. FML
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On 02/06/2009 at 10:55pm - misc - by hahahehehohohoo (woman) - United States (California)
Today, my girlfriend was about to give me a blowjob. When her lips met my penis, there was a huge static shock. I never got the blowjob, she is still laughing and I have ice on my penis. FML
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On 02/06/2009 at 2:54pm - intimacy - by beerpong26 - United States (Ohio)
Today, I had just gotten over the flu and thought I was better. So me and my boyfriend decided to have sex. As I was about to orgasm, I puked all over his face. He was so disgusted that he ended up throwing up on me as well. FML
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On 02/05/2009 at 9:06am - intimacy - by Foxy (woman) - United States (Virginia)
Today, I had a wet dream. When I woke up, I was touching myself. Unfortunately, I also woke up to find that I had fallen asleep on the couch after eating too much at a family reunion. When I looked around the room, over 10 relatives were giving me nasty looks. FML
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On 02/01/2009 at 12:29pm - misc - by frankrizzo - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I thought I was giving a woman the orgasm of a lifetime until I realized that she was telling me to stop pulling her hair. FML
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On 01/30/2009 at 4:07pm - intimacy - by Hubris - United States (Arkansas)
Today, I was woken out of my drunken state by a guy trying to stick his penis in my mouth. I'm a guy. FML
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On 01/22/2009 at 6:21pm - misc - by Noname - Canada (Alberta)
Today, I was woken out of my drunken state by a guy trying to stick his penis in my mouth. I'm a guy. FML
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On 01/22/2009 at 6:21pm - misc - by Noname - Canada (Alberta)
Today, while waiting for class, I let out a huge fart in front of everyone thinking no one would hear it over the music. I was wearing headphones. FML
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On 01/16/2009 at 9:36am - misc - by Gob - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I can hear my parents having sex in the next room. FML
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On 01/03/2009 at 11:48am - intimacy - by - Sent from mobile version
Today, during dinner, my new girlfriend's father stroked my leg several times under the table with his bare foot. FML
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On 12/16/2008 at 11:10pm - misc - by bloom - Sent from mobile version
Today, I caught my cat humping my dog while he was asleep. I'm sleeping with the door closed from now on. FML
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On 12/11/2008 at 10:31pm - intimacy - by Black - Lebanon (Beqaa)
Today, I was performing the classic 69 position with my girlfriend. I wasn't able to control it : I farted right into her nose. FML
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On 11/25/2008 at 11:43pm - intimacy - by USSEYL - United Kingdom (Oxfordshire)
Today, I woke up and switched on the TV. The first thing I saw was a picture of a wanted rapist, who looks just like me. I'm afraid to leave home. FML
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On 10/13/2008 at 4:20am - misc - by mehdi -
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