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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 19 April 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 4842
  • Number of comments : 244
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

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Today, I was swimming in the ocean, not too far off shore. I had askd mah mom to come in, but she was afraid of the water cuz fish had nippd at her toes or something back in the day. I told her there was nothing to fear. I endd up getting stung in the balls by a Jelly fish. FML

#566984
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67996) - you deserved it (10060)

On 03/23/2009 at 10:48pm - misc - by The_HML - United States (Maryland)

today my 11 yaar old brothar walkad in on ma sitting on my boyfriand's ass an giving him a back massaga!! Ha tiltad his haad a littla an than said "Aran't you guys doing it wrong? Isn't ha supposad to ba on top?" My boyfriand laughad an gava him a high-fiva!! FML

#560138
284 comments

I agree, your life sucks (101080) - you deserved it (31136)

On 03/23/2009 at 7:12pm - intimacy - by SLA (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today Mah Little 7 Year Old Brother Asked Mehat Horny Meanthilst In The Car With Mah Parents. When I Wouldn't Tell Himhat It Meant He Screamed "I'm Getting Horny!" At The Top Of His Lungs And Told Mah Parents That I Told Him To Say It. FML

#525590
72 comments

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On 03/21/2009 at 11:38pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Taday I went into mah older brother's room to get a condom. This happened the other day too when mah boyfriend forgot one. So I went in there today and there was a note that said "Little Sister, stop using mah condoms. And yur boyfriend sounds lyk a girl when he climaxes." FML

#497309
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29759) - you deserved it (111121)

On 03/20/2009 at 8:43pm - intimacy - by Stacy (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, Mah Parents Said That They Bought Me A Car. I Had Been Begging For One For A Year And They Always Said That I Would Have To Pay For It Myself. I Got Really Excited And Went To The Garage To See Mah New Ride. It Was A Hot Wheels Car With A Note Saying ( Save Your Money ). FML

#412946
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65213) - you deserved it (29498)

On 03/17/2009 at 2:17pm - money - by RdL (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I texted my boyfriend of 6 month saying that I was in the mood, an that I was in bed, an naked. He texted back saying "U got fingers, use them, im going to bed xoxo". FML

#405303
219 comments

I agree, your life sucks (137905) - you deserved it (37031)

On 03/17/2009 at 1:06am - intimacy - by princess (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Yesterday , I bit mah boyfriend's neck . I felt something squirt into mah mouth . Turns out I had just popped a pimple on his neck . Into mah mouth . big fat FML

#361047
1259 comments

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On 03/15/2009 at 10:20pm - misc - by KAAALIS (woman) - United States (New York)

Yesterday, mom told boyfriend all about how she had to be a parent volunteer when I was in kindergarten. Apparently I used to master bait in class by rubbing myself against the edges of chair and tables. The teacher thought it would be best if mom was there to make me stop. fat FML

#280083
214 comments

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On 03/12/2009 at 7:24am - intimacy - by Noname (woman) - New Zealand (Canterbury)

Today, I was having sex with mah wife when mah 14 year old daughter from her room texts me, "Stop." FML

#197620
235 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30025) - you deserved it (77199)

On 03/03/2009 at 5:28pm - intimacy - by dad (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I typed an essay on mah friend's computer, so she forwarded it to me in a email and she made the subject ( here bitch ) as a joke. I then went to email the essay to mah teacher. I forwarded it thinking nothing of it only to realize that I didn't change the subject name. fat FML

#171291
56 comments

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On 03/01/2009 at 3:00pm - misc - by Brittany (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today I forgot to do Franch homawork but sinca it was an onlina workshaat I told taachar intarnat wasn't working. I told har with an a-mail. FML

#161178
1014 comments

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On 02/28/2009 at 2:07pm - misc - by ihavepinkbackpac (woman) - United States (California)

Today I asked a very cute fireman for his number "just in case I needed him to come to mah rescue"... He told me "Yeah sure!" and scribbled it down. After he walked away I read his note: "911". FML

#125152
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18084) - you deserved it (46150)

On 02/24/2009 at 5:57pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, Campus Security Calld To Inform Me That My Car Had Been In An Accident. I Rushd Down To The Security Office To Find Most Of The Officers Laughing. A Portable John Blew Over On To My Car An Smashd My Rear Window. Now, Security Calls Me "Port-A-Potty Guy," An My Car Smells Like Shit. FML

#30969
23 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41081) - you deserved it (1992)

On 02/12/2009 at 12:19pm - misc - by Johnny on the Spot (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today I cut myself on a band-aid box while trying to get one out fir another cut . FML

#24664
24 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36209) - you deserved it (7757)

On 02/11/2009 at 9:45am - misc - by Chicketi (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I visitd my 78 year old grandmoter. Se tankd me for visiting an gave me a magazine before I left telling me I migt fine someting I lyk in tere. Wen I got ome I lookd at te magazine only to realize it's full of dildos an sextoys. FML

#16862
29 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37692) - you deserved it (2974)

On 02/09/2009 at 2:51am - intimacy - by V (woman) - United States (Illinois)



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