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  • Birth Date : Saturday 4 December 1982 (32 years)
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Today , after years of loaning my mother countless amounts of cash that never get paid back , borrowing $60 from her , and bieng just one day late paying it off due to food poisoning , she sends a very large man to my door to collect , like she's Tony Soprano. FML


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On 04/18/2013 at 12:01am - money - by some people's parents - United States (Colorado)

Today, instead of the traditional midnight kiss, mah husband handed me divorce papers. FML


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On 01/01/2013 at 10:15am - misc - by Sarah - United States

Today... I was talking to a group of friends about the various problems in Africa. One of them interrupts me and asks with a straight face... "If it's so bad over there... y don't they all just leave?" FML


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On 03/12/2012 at 3:48pm - misc - by dumbfriend - United States

Today, while cleaning my car, I found my mother's underwear in the backseat!! She'd borrowd my car last weekend because hers had been in the shop and she'd been calld in to work!! I see she put in fir overtime!! FML


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On 03/11/2010 at 6:00pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was arguing with mah dad . I called him a geriatric fool . He replied with, "Well at least I know who mah biological father is." I have no idea if he's joking .


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On 09/07/2009 at 3:19pm - kids - by Waheyyy (man) - United Kingdom

Tadayhile eating a Subway sandwich, I was watching a comedian on TV. As he said his signature line, I laughed hysterically and accidentally snorted a jalapeño into mah nose. I spent the next 5 minute trying to snort out the little piece that got lodged into mah nostril. FML


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On 07/13/2009 at 2:17am - misc - by zombielover1 (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I receivd a mass email from my boss saying we had a position open at the daycare I work at. I knew my boyfriend was looking fir a job so I insistd he apply. Later at work, my boss takes me into her office and tells me my employment is being "terminatd". My boyfriend is replacing me. FML


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On 04/24/2009 at 6:41am - work - by jcstpierre (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was just taking a wank with mah laptop on low battery !! Almost finishd when mah laptop did !! FML


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On 01/07/2009 at 10:07am - intimacy - by Noname - United Kingdom (Wokingham)

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