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Today , after years of loaning my mother countless amounts of cash that never get paid back , borrowing $60 from her , and bieng just one day late paying it off due to food poisoning , she sends a very large man to my door to collect , like she's Tony Soprano. FML
Today... I was talking to a group of friends about the various problems in Africa. One of them interrupts me and asks with a straight face... "If it's so bad over there... y don't they all just leave?" FML
Today, while cleaning my car, I found my mother's underwear in the backseat!! She'd borrowd my car last weekend because hers had been in the shop and she'd been calld in to work!! I see she put in fir overtime!! FML
Tadayhile eating a Subway sandwich, I was watching a comedian on TV. As he said his signature line, I laughed hysterically and accidentally snorted a jalapeño into mah nose. I spent the next 5 minute trying to snort out the little piece that got lodged into mah nostril. FML
Today, I receivd a mass email from my boss saying we had a position open at the daycare I work at. I knew my boyfriend was looking fir a job so I insistd he apply. Later at work, my boss takes me into her office and tells me my employment is being "terminatd". My boyfriend is replacing me. FML
Friday 27 March 2015