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  • Town/Country : Vancouver, Canada
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Today, I wanted to eat my last bowl of sugary cereal before starting my new diet. I fell down the stairs with the full bowl in hand. Message received, universe. FML

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On 03/27/2014 at 2:10pm - health - by bonbon789 - United States

Today, upon being asked to name all the planets, I had to sing along to a Lady Gaga song in my head to remember them. FML

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On 03/13/2014 at 6:28pm - misc - by Venus - United States (California)

Today, I diagnosed a patient with a spastic colon. For some reason, the term "spastic colon" has always amused me, and I burst into uncontrollable laughter as I said it. By the time I managed to stop laughing, my eyes were watering and my patient was visibly angry. FML

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On 12/23/2013 at 6:11pm - work - by dr immature (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my dad told me I was folding my laundry all wrong. I said with a smirk, "A little clothes-minded, are we?" He slapped me. Hard. FML

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On 09/03/2013 at 2:31am - misc - by fml (man) - Canada (British Columbia)



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