About Genius_Kitty : Don't flatter yourself. I like anyone's profile that has a cat picture in it. I'm a crazy cat lady, that's why.
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Today, I woke up in my living room after having a party. I then realized my fish tank with many different species was missing from its usual spot. After searching for a few minutes, I finally found it in the freezer. FML
by Anonymous / 05/25/2015 at 12:10pm / Canada (Ontario) / Animals
Today, after a broken smoke detector in my home caused the fire department to come, I got an angry visit from my neighbor who was upset because she had parked in front of a fire hydrant and got a ticket. She demands that I pay it, "or else." FML
by Anonymous / 05/25/2015 at 12:04pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Hooperist / 05/25/2015 at 7:39am / United States (California) / Health
Today, my dog was knocked unconscious. I had to race him to the vet and pay a small fortune for x-rays and shots. All because he ran into the kitchen at full speed and smashed headfirst into the refrigerator after hearing me open a bag of turkey. FML
by roadie42 / 05/24/2015 at 11:15pm / United States (Missouri) / Animals
by Party Pooper / 05/24/2015 at 9:59pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anon / 05/24/2015 at 9:14pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
by ugh / 05/24/2015 at 3:53pm / United States (Michigan) / Intimacy
by hellpop / 05/24/2015 at 9:19am / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Kids
by Hyenayena / 05/23/2015 at 5:04pm / Canada (Alberta) / Work
Today, my cat has decided she can't eat unless I'm right there with her, so when she gets hungry she finds me and howls until I follow her to her food dish. She likes to eat pretty frequently, and I'm already getting a headache. FML
by VeganVampyre / 05/23/2015 at 1:07pm / Canada (Newfoundland) / Animals
by Paws_Cat / 05/20/2015 at 2:35pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
by earthlyscum / 05/18/2015 at 10:27pm / United States (Illinois) / Animals
Today, I surprised my 7 and 1.5 year old girls with a princess dinner. I quickly realized it was a scam when the "princesses" arrived looking more suited to a bachelor party. I was able to quickly get the girls out, but have spent the evening explaining why Pocahontas was heavily tattooed. FML
by colorfun / 05/17/2015 at 11:38pm / United States (Indiana) / Kids
by SOTS4335 / 05/16/2015 at 6:16pm / United States (Arkansas) / Miscellaneous
by sheldon103 / 05/16/2015 at 1:18pm / United States (Ohio) / Transportation