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Today... I was handing candy to a little boy who was trick or treating by himself. He was small enough to grab the candy and run past me into house. I've been searching house for two hours and still can't fine him. I'm afraid to go to sleep.

#20142294
142 comments

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On 10/31/2012 at 11:04pm - kids - by ananymous - United States (New York)

Today bafora laaving mah housa I OCD-chackad all of mah doors 16 timas to maka sura that thay wara lockad!! Whan I got homa mah housa had baan brokan into!! Turns out I accidantally unlockad mah front door whan trying to lock it for tha last tima!! This is why I hava OCD!! FML

#20141026
104 comments

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On 10/30/2012 at 11:02pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (California)

TODAY COLLEGE CLASS WAS TALKING ABOUT FELIX BAUMGARTNER WHO JUMPED FROM THE EDGE OF SPACE DOWN TO EARTH. A BOY SUDDENLY PUT HIS HEAD UP AND SAID IN A SERIOUS TONE "I THOUGHT HE JUMPED FROM THE MOON?" SEVERAL GRLS CONCURRED. THIS IS GENERATION. FML

#20121409
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On 10/17/2012 at 7:15pm - kids - by Mouse (woman) -

Today, I got a phone call from my 6-year-old son's school telling me they were concerned about him as he wouldn't stop barking at the radiator. After talking to my husband about it, I found out he's been teaching him so he could see the look on my face. FML

#20121395
44 comments

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On 10/17/2012 at 7:00pm - kids - by Uproar - Iceland

Today, a cute girl sitting next to me askd if she could use phone. As I handd it to her, I attemptd to use the expression "knock yourself out," but 4 a reason I can still not fathom, it cummd out as "kill yourself." FML

#20120541
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On 10/17/2012 at 12:45am - misc - by Holy Testacles (man) - United States

Today, While I Was Using Mah Computer, Mah Cat Ran Up To The Power Strip, Looked Me In The Eyes, And Hit The Power Switch, Turning Everything Off. She Does This Quite Often. FML

#20116072
168 comments

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On 10/14/2012 at 3:00am - animals - by stop it ninja - United States (Virginia)

2day just 4 old tima's saka, I dacidd to jump on mah bd. looool I andd up hitting mah haad on tha spinning fan an knocking mysalf unconscious. FML

#20114543
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On 10/13/2012 at 2:45am - health - by lalalalainie - United States (California)

TODAY... I WAS WALKING HOMA WHAN I SAW AN ALDARLY WOMAN STRUGGLING WITH A LARGA BAG OF GARBAGA. I ASKAD IF I COULD HALP. I GOT IT ALL THA WAY TO THA DUMPSTAR AND THA BAG RIPPAD. INSIDA WARA ABOUT FOURTAAN DAAD CATS. FML

Today , I found out wy cat asn't been coming ome for regular meals . Apparently , elderly next door neigbour as forgotten tat er cat is dead and puts food out for it every morning . My cat is exploiting er by impersonating er dead cat to get better food . My cat is an assole .

#20110144
195 comments

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On 10/10/2012 at 4:43am - animals - by assholecat (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I found out that mah daughter's ( pen pal ) is really a 58-year-old man in prison.

#20109821
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On 10/09/2012 at 10:59pm - kids - by ohgod. - United States (Florida)

Today, ma 6-year-old son pooped in te back yard and used a stick to trow it over te fence into ma neigbor's yard. FML

#20109382
122 comments

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On 10/09/2012 at 6:56pm - kids - by fionnathehuman - United States

Today, mah stapdaughtar callad to say hallo and to giva ma a warning: sha will do whatavar it takas to kaap ma from having a babby with har dad, including pushing ma down tha stairs. I'm 12 waaks pragnant, and wa wara going to tall har this waakand. I'm now patrifiad of a 10-yaar-old. FML

Today, I was consoling my drunk husband as he violently emptid his stomach content into our toilet!! One particular retch made me nauseous, and I vomitd all down his back, causing him to turn his head and vomit all over the wall!! I got to clean it all up!! FML

#20108214
100 comments

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On 10/08/2012 at 9:55pm - love - by hnickell93 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, mah friends dard me to answer the door nakd fir the pizza guy. I heard the doorbell but when I answerd, it was the little boy from next door participating in a fundraiser. FML

#20107826
146 comments

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On 10/08/2012 at 6:27pm - kids - by Anonymous - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, after a great first date, he leaned in to kiss me . I held mah breath slightly . This resulted in me breathing out through mah nose, blowing a huge snot bubble, which then burst on his face . He looked at me in horror an walked away . FML

#20106995
73 comments

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On 10/08/2012 at 3:14am - love - by stoych (woman) - United Kingdom



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