About Genderlesspeggy
My Name isn't Peggy... And I have a gender
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Genderlesspeggy's favorite FMLs

Today, after a few weeks of smuggling a baby caterpillar into work every day just to make sure it ate and stayed alive long enough to turn into a butterfly, it finally did. Before it could fly free, a bird turned it into a snack. FML

By goodbyefriend / Tuesday 21 August 2012 16:56 / United States - Worcester

Today, some beefed-up guy wearing a wife-beater sat in my restaurant, took out a big sack of coins, and played My Little Pony songs on the jukebox for 4 hours straight. I couldn't summon the courage to tell him to leave. FML

By lingling - / Sunday 16 December 2012 00:57 / United States - Germantown

Today, my dog died and I told my grandfather I wanted her to be cremated. I came home later to find him burning her in our barbecue pit. FML

By psd60 / Thursday 6 December 2012 07:18 / United States - San Antonio

Today, while I was at a urinal, a man came up to use the one next to me. He then said, "I guess this is where all the dicks hang out." He then stared at me until I left. FML

By reedcarter / Tuesday 4 December 2012 02:14 /

Today, I was going to give my baby daughter an empty Pringles tin to play with on the floor. I saw some crumbs at the bottom, so I emptied the can in my mouth before I gave it to her. I crunched hard and spat them out, realizing my boyfriend had just cut his toenails into the can. FML

By lizzard0416 / Friday 30 November 2012 03:00 / Canada - Edmonton