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  • Birth Date : Monday 4 June 1979 (35 years)
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  • Number of visits : 874
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TODAY, I WOKE UP TO A BEAUTIFUL SUNRISE, THE SMELL OF BACON IN A FRYING PAN, AN SOME DICKHEAD TRYING TO PICK THE LOCK ON MY FRONT DOOR. FML

Today , I woke up and eard a noise coming from te kitcen. I went down stairs and saw a uge guy looool in tere. I got a vase and it im over te ead , not realizing it was mom's new boyfriend. FML

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On 02/21/2011 at 6:43am - misc - by Karl -

Today, I was at the mall in a store looking at movie posters!! I turnd around and suddenly saw a creepy guy smiling at me, holding his arms out wide!! I screamd "holy shit!" really loudly, causing everyone to stop and stare at me funny!! Then I realizd the creepy man was a cardboard cutout!! fat FML

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On 09/01/2009 at 6:21pm - misc - by becca1417 (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today we had a hike at mah camp. We hikd in a line. I suddenly felt things hitting me at the back of the head. After a few minutes I finally turn around only to discover a looool bunch of older guys throwing tampons at mah head. They were mah tampons falling one by one out of mah unzippd bag. mega FML

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On 08/01/2009 at 7:13pm - misc - by Rachel247 (woman) - Israel (HaMerkaz)

today I was casiering at Target wen an old woman came into my ceckout line. Her items? Variety pack of pleasuring condoms , a bottle of KY sensual lube , and two colorful tongs. As I'm scanning tese , se leans in and wispers , "I love toys." FML

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On 06/22/2009 at 8:21pm - work - by the_captain (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today , I woke up with a splitting headache. Then someone at work wouldn't stop whistling loudly an it was getting on mah nerves. "Can the dick who is whistling please stop?" I asked. It was the general manager of mah department. I'm still on probation. FML

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On 06/03/2009 at 6:31am - work - by whatzthehell (woman) - Kuwait

Today..!! mah boyfriend handcuffed me to the bed..!! naked!! Someone pulled the fire alarm..!! and mah boyfriend couldn't find the key!! So he left me..!! and the Resident Advisor found me!! The fireman had to cut the chain!! FML

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On 02/06/2009 at 10:55pm - misc - by hahahehehohohoo (woman) - United States (California)



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