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  • Birth Date : Monday 4 June 1979 (36 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1080
  • Number of comments : 26
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, while cleaning the house, I discovered that my husband has been making a little mountain of whatever he finds up his nose on the underside of our couch when he watches TV. FML

#17677583
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28448) - you deserved it (2411)

On 09/06/2011 at 1:33am - misc - by grossedout - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, a five year old that I am babysitting picked up a knife and said he would chop my nuts off if I didn't give him his ice cream before dinner. Only 5 more hours to go. FML

#17672212
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32497) - you deserved it (3300)

On 09/05/2011 at 4:23pm - kids - by thatoneguy - United States (Texas)

Today, my husband compared me to his parent's dog. Why? Because when I sleep I fart and scare myself awake... Just like his parents dog. FML

#17671695
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28622) - you deserved it (9817)

On 09/05/2011 at 3:19pm - animals - by anonomys (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I approached my daughter and told her she needs to clean her room. Her response was, "Thank you Captain Obvious." She's 4. FML

#17670632
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30728) - you deserved it (9900)

On 09/05/2011 at 1:04pm - kids - by kidswithnomanners (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my grandmother pulled down her pants and screamed, "Kiss my ass" in the middle of a packed restaurant. FML

#17669006
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33358) - you deserved it (3045)

On 09/05/2011 at 9:00am - misc - by Brie - United States (Georgia)

Today, I caught my husband farting on my wind-chime in an attempt to make it ring. It did. FML

#17668852
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31892) - you deserved it (4602)

On 09/05/2011 at 8:05am - misc - by Anonymous - Reserved

Today, my dog ran away. It was dark, so I couldn't see very well, but I ran after him anyway. Thinking I had caught up to him, I grabbed him. It wasn't my dog. It was a skunk. FML

#17666390
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31944) - you deserved it (5921)

On 09/05/2011 at 12:04am - animals - by stinky skunk - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my dad got into an argument with the cashier about how overpriced the scented tampons were. FML

#17663031
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30706) - you deserved it (2675)

On 09/04/2011 at 5:17pm - misc - by ohaifml - United States (Texas)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Because she farted, and thought it was "too awkward". FML

#17649576
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39561) - you deserved it (3716)

On 09/03/2011 at 12:48am - love - by CHStennis_4 - United States (Utah)

Today, it was my last day at my dad's. I thought he'd want to say goodbye, instead he told me, "Hope you've got all your shit. Anything you leave, I'm burning." FML

#17649393
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31917) - you deserved it (2560)

On 09/03/2011 at 12:33am - misc - by Panda_Bearr - United States (Michigan)

Today, I went to a baseball game. On the way in, I managed to trip and get stuck in the turnstile. It took five minutes of flailing and twisting around in front of hundreds of people before I managed to pull myself out. FML

#17646290
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22011) - you deserved it (4380)

On 09/02/2011 at 6:20pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, at work, my boss stared at me from behind while I made hand gestures and noises at a toaster. I was pretending to be Magneto. FML

#17642045
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10022) - you deserved it (31652)

On 09/02/2011 at 3:48am - work - by dragos_dgt (man) - Romania (Bucuresti)

Today, my wife told our six year old daughter that the devil beats his wife whenever there's a rainbow. Now she won't stop crying. FML

#17635834
301 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36787) - you deserved it (4000)

On 09/01/2011 at 2:02pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my wife compared me to Sid the sloth from Ice Age. Same smile, same eyes, same belly, same big feet. FML

#17629436
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28029) - you deserved it (5541)

On 08/31/2011 at 12:25pm - love - by faceless_sailor8 - United States

Today, I work by myself at a retail store and I was bored so I called my boyfriend. I woke him up and he was feeling frisky, and as things were getting heated I started to moan and say dirty things. Until the entire rack of clothes fell over and revealed my boss hiding. He had a boner. FML

#17557500
237 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21158) - you deserved it (55262)

On 08/23/2011 at 12:18pm - intimacy - by MissCan'tKeepAJob - United States (Texas)



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