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GazeboFoppery
  • Town/Country : Abbotsford, B.C, Canada
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 2372
  • Number of comments : 58
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About GazeboFoppery : I am a West Coast Canadian, an Anthropologist, and a teacher.
I've traveled and taught all around the world, and love every inch of this great planet.
I welcome respectful disagreement and discussion.

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Today, I was jerking off in the train washroom when the ticket inspector knocked at the door. I was nearly done so I didn't open right away. I didn't think he would have the key…I found myself face to face with him and three other passengers. The worst being I didn't have a ticket. FML

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On 12/24/2008 at 3:40am - intimacy - by lip - Sent from mobile version

Today, I caught my cat humping my dog while he was asleep. I'm sleeping with the door closed from now on. FML

#497
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I agree, your life sucks (25175) - you deserved it (2326)

On 12/11/2008 at 10:31pm - intimacy - by Black - Lebanon (Beqaa)

Today, my boyfriend told me in a very natural way that my mother is better at sex than me. FML

#452
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60839) - you deserved it (2825)

On 12/05/2008 at 3:12am - intimacy - by Mak1 - Belgium (Brabant)

Today, well actually last night, I did a full striptease for my girlfriend to "You can leave your hat on". When the song was over, I was then completely naked, she says to me : "Maybe we should have closed the shutters!" FML

#413
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On 11/29/2008 at 6:50am - intimacy - by ... - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was making love with my girlfriend and my landline rang. Obviously, I let it go to voicemail. At the very moment I was about to cum, I heard my mum's voice on my voicemail: "Hi sweetheart!" FML

#337
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I agree, your life sucks (34796) - you deserved it (2994)

On 11/18/2008 at 11:58pm - intimacy - by Gwayhir - Sent from mobile version



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