About Gazebofoppery
I am a West Coast Canadian, an Anthropologist, and a teacher. I've traveled and taught all around the world, and love every inch of this great planet. I welcome respectful disagreement and discussion.
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Today, I had to explain to my son that his dad was too busy in a raid on World of Warcraft to be at his award ceremony. FML

By fuckmylife - / Tuesday 2 February 2010 20:30 / United States

Today, I did something clever at work and I was telling one of the other girls about it. I said "Just using my noodle" and went to tap my temple but instead I jabbed myself in the eye. FML

By ke - / Friday 29 January 2010 05:10 / United States

Today, my boss made me some tortellini for lunch. As I was happily eating it, he started to give me a massage, while talking to his friends in Greek. He told me that he said "She's my #1 cashier." Turns out, what he really said was "See, if you feed them well, they let you touch them." FML

By meaganlea - / Tuesday 23 February 2010 05:17 / Canada

Today, I was working at Publix ringing up some 70 year old woman. She says "Man, you're a fast cashier, I like my men fast!" and then gives me a wink. I got really nervous and didn't know how to respond, so not thinking, I quickly said, "Yeah, me too." FML

By Patrick - / Tuesday 23 February 2010 01:29 / United States

Today, I discovered that when business is slow at my family-owned store, my daughter and another employee make a habit of sneaking away to the back room. I have literally been paying this kid to screw around with my daughter. FML

By Anonymous - / Friday 19 February 2010 20:36 / United States